Being the Sanitation Engineer on our modern spacestations demands a lot from a person. It doesn't matter if you've got ovaries, pseudopaps, or non-gonad nads, eventually you lose y

I met with the aliens in the Rumpus Room on the spacestation. They had indicated that they had dirt from Earth. I doubted it but I've always been cursed with being diligent. Their

Yesterday's breakfast never did see those mushrooms. I'm thinking the same thing is going to happen today. The heat is already unbearable. I've stopped bearing it. Let some other

Quando usted pone sus palabras como asi, yo o otro sigan desde ayi. El que mi siga trabaja no mas con lo que puse yo. Ellos no meidan lo que puso usted. Vijase: The dead chupacabre

-as of Heaven are filled to the gills, and bassoonist areas are putting up "NO VACANCY" signs, but the oboe areas are almost empty. Why, God?" "Because I can't stand the sound of

That was quick. I still couldn't do it. I needed a running start but there wasn't enough room on the needle's head. So, I wobbled instead. It worked, kind of. The camel got through

So it comes back to this. How many times has this been? I'll concede that it is a finite number and we'll leave it at that. I don't know how much time this takes. Do I have enough?

I felt he was assuming an intimacy I didn't see. Still, I wasn't about to bring it up while he still had his hand in my rectum. "Cleared. Enjoy your time on Alpha Centauri," he sn

Forget the answers! The very questions they were asking blew the minds of those best able to understand them. The Debacle of Debate, as it came to be known, went right to the root

A Glass is Always Full guy met a perfectly spherical chicken in a vacuum and they made beautiful sine wave heavy melodies that transcribed the Square from the Circle. The questions

"Look at your hair, its silver. Nobody these days lets their hair go silver." Nigel was right but I wasn't about to let him goad me into another fight. "Have your vows taken your

At Bechtel Spacestation I learned, first hand, that they were still fining people for aging. They claimed that I had kept apace with my time, whatever that means. I was convicted

from the Blue Igloo Ice Cream Palour d' excellence over on Wisteria Avenue. He also got barred from their other location on Xylon Street but Carl knew they had been shut down. The

I first landed on 62F in 342.12.23. I was on my way to a bitstorm in the jo'eri quadrant. I had arrived during their third winter since landing 23 Terran years before. They were lo

but she stopped me when I tried to sharpie on some moles & wrinkles. "What am I doing?" I thought. "I know this isn't my son... do I love it like its mine or keep drawing on it?"

The mook took the rook and shook it. Something was inside of it. The mook removed the thin felt from the bottom and found a tiny note inside. The mook had found it. The killings st

I've been working at making breakfast for the past 5 hours. Getting the mushrooms took the longest but even there it didn't have to. I've been trying to reconcile my feelings about

so that it seemed like the building tipped with the weight of their gaze. It all fell upon me and Big Betty. Who stood up. In a panic, I proffered my mini-donuts. The OA meeting re

I guess I was never curious about Curious George. That is why I completely missed the connection in the last story. I saw the hatted man differently, to my shame. I gave him no ben

McTavit's stole. George explained to onlookers that the stole had stolen his stole. The Man in the Yellow Hat made a note but made no move to save old Mrs. McTavit's stole from the