Then again, it really can't be cheating if it was expected behavior. I had to cheat to keep the story together. Which makes the cheating an intrinsic part of the mechanism by which

said. I will even put up with Chucks stupid dog, Snoopy & his parakeet friend. Then Marcie was dying. Patty saw herself & Chuck & their children & grandchildren. Marcie's daughter,

"I can bring the hot sauce if you'd like," he said like he knew what had just been going threw my mind. "I like my sauce very hot", I said. I hadn't made a bad decision all day and

a midwesterner. Tris, I found out when I asked her, was a stripper. A feature dancer, actually. She made a point of making that clear to me. Right when I thought she was growing on

of the dog halves with the mouth could talk. I posted one. There was another but that one had been halved standing left to right. The visuals were less than ideal. Then after yoga

o I was first. I guess I would find out on the road. I hear the road has many things to teach if you let it. People often forget that some lessons are going to hurt. That letch at

Then one of the more surly of the witches snatched the Prep-H from my hands, snarling, "Let those boils boil!" and let out a horrible cackle. "I say we throw them red pepper sauce

he gets the hound breeds confused, too. What really buttered my biscuit was when French Me ran into Swedish Me during a White House Correspondence Dinner. He was complaining about

Why do the red pills try hardest to escape? Ironic how the truth fight tooth and nail to get free, despite knowing it's too hard to swallow. Literally. Those pills are huge!

Other similarities I have with French Me: 1-We both have 2.4 brothers & sisters. 2-we were both cloned against our wishes. 3-the djinni never reimbursed us for the impotent wishes.

A French me most likely lives in a small town like Crespin. He probably lives in a rebuilt house that used to be the constable's stable. His family used to owe all the surrounding

I wonder what French Me is doing right now. We all came out of the same mold but got sent off to other locations to spread our form of malaise. We can't all be the Big Boy. Small

! Can't you see you crotchety old hag-" I was cut off as the rose swallowed me whole. Unfortunately, Mrs. Flanahan COULDN'T see, & I slept inside the rose for 32 years. Until you!

" For some reason she believed him. "Mom..." he smiled just like my boyfriend Ken. "I'm your son... I will be. You told me to travel back in time to help you end the Space Wars."

up after the imprisoned woman & their get. The federal maternity ward prison had started out a temporary alien detention camp during the 2nd Trump Regency. Poindexter did his 20 &

She didn't hear what Hank said but she grunted at him a "Don't poke my last nerve" without ever looking up from her phone where she was posting her tramp stamp on ChristianMingle.

fluffers to keep silent until we have need of their services. Usually, the next day. Brownnosers are another very lucrative part of the Firm's core business. As is sycophancy. Fort

And yet it has: as an absence that I've hoped hated since this very moment. Now, you too are implicated in this fold's fiendish plot to bring this moment to a bitter justice, here,

infested pastures that I wander in as a pastime. My father, somewhere, Devil take him, had a peerage that he'd worked diligently to ensure never cast a shadow across my existence.

The assailant growled louder. Gerry growled once more &went into quiet mode. His ocular enhancements paid no heed to the shadows. He was evenly matched, it seemed. A new guest to