They can't say that my worldview is wrong. How do you prove a thing like that with any certainty? Sure, you can say my worldview isn't congruent with yours and yours and yours...

"Is what kept it alive, still locked inside the forward hold." The OOD handed the captain his mug of coffee while rattling off the SITREP. "Yes, Sir, the alien device, whatever it

Her mother. Or maybe not. Mothers always had the best opportunity to harm their kids. Medea wasn't created whole cloth. There had to be a scrap that they started with. Recognition

Her first child, and his daughter, they being one and the same laughed deliciously under the barrage of tickles her mother was bestowing upon her vital tummy. My child is safe with

Firstborns have their issues as well, The parents don't know how to be parents yet. They're finding out things about each that they might not have ever seen. Ok, he sees she loves

I guess it all started, for me, when I was pushed into this world at my birth. My invisible conjoined triplet, Blythe, was the one that kicked me because she didn't want to be the

I think I just realized why I don't feel human anymore. Actually, anymore is a stretch. I don't think there ever was a time that I felt human. With their emotions & their feelings.

I don't want to be a zombie, dead or alive. It seems to me that a lobotomized zombie has a very good reason to want brains. They actually need them to replace the frontal lobe lost

"I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S ACTUALLY SANE!" I harangued the orderlies, struggling with my straitjacket. They wiped froth from my mouth & nodded soothingly. But it's true! right? I

Grandma hollered so loud that Booby stopped singing in mid-sentence. It took 3 mall cops to restrain Grandma, who it seems hadn't overcome her alcohilism as much as she let on. Boo

The road sign said BOATING CABINS. Boating cabins? That sounds different & stupid. But I was bored so I told Buddha, "What a cumbersome pair. Let's go see a cabin boating." She shr

It is a little known fact that General George Armstrong Custer, the time traveling robot mercenary from the past/future, sang backup on The Curtain by the Periwinkle Ramona. He was

The Periwinkle Ramona were filming their live set from inside the melted core at Three Mile Island. They were the 1st band allowed to so. Nikki Mason, the drummer, signaled Daphne,

The Periwinkle Ramona were in the studio. They were working on their 3rd album, Moon Rise in the Dark, without their lead lead singer, Liv Barrett. Dolores & Regina Mudd, the bass

quickly and fall into the liquified Black Hole moat surrounding the ring. Still, Space Baby was one of the greatest arena fighters of his time, solely because he was too cute to fi

the most azure of the periwinkles and various & diverse malapropisms based on an arcane Magical operation whispered to be the grooviest shindig this side of The Miracle Mile.

fit, in spite of repeated attempts. Furthermore, it was also the source of the shit in the cesspool. Which he soon discovered was a bad idea & the wrong place to be standing. A st

Get past the East German Women's Overt Covertness Team. They tipped the scales with a heavy heavy thumb that always seemed capricious just to add to people's burdens. As if that wa

Where else but at Omars could you look up to find you're eating the same asshole that your favorite middle school heroine, Stella Mentella-Alacran is eating as well. When you try

I had to take a view on behalf of the semidimensional protuberance that passed for my oversized tumescence. My lady guests enjoyed the social intercourse such orgies afforded them.