That poisoned story came up again. Still twice.

with my friends the other night. We were all unprotected and now we were all pregnant, even the guys. I had never *cri* before. I won't *cri* ever again. My water just broke! Don't

I claim portmanteau because her smile is plastic. because her smile is plastic i broke my elastic carapace. I shouldn't get tumescence over polyester but she beats her sister ethyl

"You are a braggart, Sir. From the looks of you, you're surely a publican as well. I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that others where there beside you in the Punjab. The 8th

but it could've been worse. She could've been a Trump Republican, a fellow traveler getting her brains washed from deep in the Lubyanka by means of Big Macs & Royale's with Cheese.

On Mondays the ninja chefs had a the day off to do as they wished. Some liked to go do touristy things. They had been all over the world & had usually not had any time to visit any

My African rain dance was a success, inside the house. My old man boxed my ears & before I went deaf I heard him tell me that rain belonged outside watering the freshly fertilized

telling a truth or not. She was on a truth kick this manifestation. She claimed, to herself, that one had to see the dirty water before one could clean it. So she told a truth here

the outhouse with me. The pills taught me chemistry by the meagre light of the moon cutout in the outhouse door. My wife was jealous of my bed and slept with the dog to spite me.

His flexing continued as he made progress across the realm. But English autumns are rainy & he soon found out that he'd been fleeced when his tin watch & tin belt started to rust.

tk, I replied watching her walk out of my life. Maybe I had wanted her to test that out. I know she has no patience. That was the whole point of the exercise. She was crazy if she

'm such a stupid bitch. I would've confused the penguins for the native Anarcticans or somethin. I bet that if Antarctica had more Starbucks, then we could goBut there is only ice.

pushed J-grot away; he no longer found him sexy. All he needed was his own booty and the dance floor. Hosea became the bell of the ball that no man could have, a mysterious beauty.

but I didn't care. "Let em drown," I thought. And so I did. But that might've been illegal, so I disposed of the evidence and serve his body as hotdogs, which wad definetly illegal

I told Wong: "So she was like: "Man, I fucking love this pencil!" and to be fair it was a pretty dope-ass pencil. But man is that bitch dumb af! She did not understand a word!

Her 5 year old son was eating a samwitch, and she says, "that's coming out of your pocket mister!" The kid's trying to survive off like one grape a week so he doesn't go into debt.

I didn't ask you to start talking to me but you did. I didn't ask you where you lived for no reason. I told you where you were going to die. I didn't have anything to do with that.

until it stopped seeing and crossed over into projecting her vision at the world. The world did not care for this infringement and retaliated by adding a secret 4th basic color to

The water I was pouring into my body was a waterfall I once dreamed I was.

Some have taken just one of those far. Imagine how far one with all three could go in the Age of Mediocrity. This wasn't the first Age of Mediocrity nor would it be the last. Aeons