, or suffer further rhyming torture a la faux Beatles. I didn't care for a hey or a diddle diddle, nor was I ever a piggy in the middle. I was Jeff, and I had a corduroy suit which

had only ever worked in the best of times, and it all went back to a reality that had no use for him other than to create a fractured life. Still, he inserted the keycard into the

, who, once aroused, were forced to erupt, to KILL or at least accept a sacrifice &GUBA was the sacrifice! The Princess ran amok, past her father, & flung herself into the volcano!

kind of connection between it happening and me screaming "YEET", because when I scream the magic word I loose control and this weird thing happens to me over and over. I cry for he

I shouted: "get of my sodding driveway!!" But it seemed that it was already too late, the bloody teenagers made a huge mess with their brown doodoo, and they ran off.

was the one making $5.26 a year with its Kindle books? "Thou vain, self-involved mirror!" I said, to test it. And sure enough, that phrase turned up in its 18-page historical saga,

e up. after few hours he got off from bed and started thinking. where is my sleepers? oh I meant slippers. seriously what a lucid dream

"Entropy will have its way," observed Lt. Commander Obvious, commandeering their festive flotilla for nefarious purposes elsewhere. Sure enough the girl stopped running in circles.

And every day of the year, when Wesley Marksman goes out at 4AM to milk a Holstein named Snuggle Pups the damned cow is not there because Wesley ate her 21 years ago for giving her

Well, except for the part about not being sure if it was Prague or some other place, Everything else about it was worth remembering. That was a long time ago & to see him so calm a

The casus belli lay across my bed, hardly satiated. As was I. Outside the siege engines greeted the day with their hollow hum as they hit the castle walls. I suspected my brother

They were behind by 12 going into the 7th. True to his word, Manager Scruffy O'Brien let old Pete pitch. Pete had never hoped to really step onto another mound. He put down his mop

Somewhere in the back of one of his minds, Peter knew that he wanted to move here right away. Acid rain was the bomb! Everybody in town was tripping balls. Headspaces running into

Each society makes some assumptions about marriage that might not quite mesh with our situation. A marsupial and an amphibian can do it. Even educated fleas do it. But just because

Take every opportunity to make your future adversary question herself. Sow doubt. Also don't tell anybody your secrets by publishing them on the internet. The internet is full of

happened but we can learn its lessons & not make the same bad choices. We would make new mistakes because the old ones were old hat. Been there, done that. Truth doesn't have to be

"I could watch this for hours. So if any hours need this watched, I'm your guy," Ted said to his freshly painted wall clock. It was the only other thing in the room. Ted didn't kno

I raised my glass and said, "mud in your eye." They all raised their glasses to respond in kind but before they could I socked Red Bartholomew in his eye. "A fist in your eye Red."

Sorry gals & guys, for some reason I can't add to any of your stories tonight. No matter which story I try to add to, it claims that I must already have it open in another browser.

It went without saying that you're getting ash was a given. It just came on so suddenly. We hardly recognized you. You've got a beautiful flame; azure, cerelean, teal, & mauve, of