When I get old, I am going to be President of the United States. That means I have 60 years to learn how to lie and cheat and scam my way to the top without ever having done anythi

You didn't want to get Aunt Flo started about the parking at the park after dark. She'll wind up telling her story about the dairy farmer who sued gravity for what it was doing to

Which means, of course, that even if they didn't know before, THEY KNOW IT NOW! But here is the kicker. Even if they know it, they still fall for it. Every fucking time. They just

This was where the boring was going to start. Remember now, they don't know that he intends to bore them to death. EVEN WHEN HE TELLS THEM THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT VERY THING.

Third of Sons of Men, are One. The brain frames the explanation. Couches it in words that have us sitting comfortably but dying on our death bed as it was meant to be over There.

The experiment, supposedly, would involve following the 1st folds of each story. The trick was to see each 1st fold as part of the story being told in the last 1st fold we read and

Riff Raff had taken my magenta jewels to Columbia, who threw them into the meatloaf & hot patooties. This left me with a scratch with no itch, itching to scratch the itch it didn't

"But you don't have to take my word on it. You can ask the man himself. That is him over there sitting on that last bench," the tour guide told them pointing down the Hallway of He

practice your nightmares on your own time, not on mine. I also don't appreciate being the bad guy in your nightmares," said the teacher to Luna who recognized this wasn't the kitch

this Pmurt guy was real. This is what must have happened to the red pill people. They bought the whole act and now we've got a national emergency because of dementia genronticus.

statue of headless women that said I could quit if I wanted to. Which I did & so I did. Now my record really was blemished, smeared and caked on Clearasil and all. That blockhead!

Then that opportunity turns out to be another mirage & you"ve just gone bust. Now you are living in your Mini Cooper because you lost the houses & Karen took the kids & left you.

I saw Obtuse and did a double take. The last I heard she was in Mykonos, in from out in the cold. Obtuse didn't recognize me but she knew that she knew me. My surprise must have

I'm the guy that chose for some reason to followup after that fellow. Call me a glutton for clarity and I'll sell you your mother's secret dong; not the ones you know about. The NE

I then got an idea: the horse gets a horseshoe that’s too big for them. That would most certainly make the horse miserable. The only question now is how I could make it happen.

Well... you see, I’m different. I grow horizontally while others grow vertically. I like to be around people... like me. I don’t like that view, I enjoy seeing different perspectiv

A good acrobatic has a good gut, at this point they eat egg shells with aluminum. I’ve prepared to go against my rival after all these years of hard work. It’s now my spotlight.

Let me make a fresh start by bobbing for fish in the hot kettle. Don't run from your shadow! Put your best foot in the bear trap and you can't go wrong with a Geritol martini. Just

When I joined the Bureau of Weights & Measures, it was headed by Director Lionel Jefferson. He personally brought me into the fold. My 1st job was as the day shift's Night Counter.

Subscribe to the old idea that nuns that read Boys Life deserve their just desserts as long as it is just dessert. If it goes bad for the gander, cook the goose steppers on parade.