That is, until the next time. I have a very resistant personality so my electrocution didn't take. I buried my beloved toaster bride in the backyard when the they said she couldn't

dared to harbor in my prudish heart. Needless to say, I was scandalized....and i liked it. It awakened a deep curiosity, who did these passions belong to, and would they teach me

scratchy and pitted but most of it is familiar even though I've never heard it. I can almost see the people down there in the underground listening to the Prime Minister's shopping

"I like how for the briefest of moments the snow held my weight before dropping me a quarter of an inch," said the neighborhood lolita to the drunken best friend who looked like Ro

..." "But do you really see," Barnabas interrupted. Nonplussed, Dorian continued. "Your time is up, Mr. Collins. I suggest the door at this time of night." Dorian's hand alluded

stuff weirds me out. I guess I'll just start with an omelette and see where the night takes me. 4 eggs is a bit much for me though, maybe i should invite Miss Chief over. She

the gumption, finally, to ask him for his daughter's hand in marriage and the old man wouldn't shut up so that he could do the asking. The longer this went the harder it was going

was expected of a monarchy but didn't know tits about parties.So naturally the proletariat grew weary of the fan fare and roused up the rabble to end her tedious reign. Then Tina

is out there looking for you, while i stay back playing house with yours. It's dangerous to be in possession of more than one shadow, and yours is much better company. It could

are dreaming your memories away. Focus on the here&now. It is you who are flattening the vast plains of your lost homeworld. You're obscuring the last parts of their having lived."

reason with his captors that killing him would not go unpunished. The one with the pink bunny face said, "Oh we know you walk with God, Elijah." They all laughed. Emily must've

It wasn't good for me to be pining for breakfast while browsing an endless array of perfectly cooked steaks. I don't like steak anymore. Not after that night. I can look though.

which we called 'whispers' due to the strange auditory hallucinations commonly experienced within them. But there was something about the tracks that always drew us back. To listen

2nd worst team. As that is how these things go. The Coach played " It's a long way to the top" by ACDC to try and pump the kids up. But that 'Earth music' only thwarted their motiv

Nothing other than your time. Dear one, don't you realize you are running out of it? and thus, in accordance with the law of supply and demand, it grows more valuable by the moment

father was strong. but i can be stronger. according to mother. perhaps then i can achieve the greatness mother thinks i deserve. But this talk bored me, and i was hungry for her t

an undulating chrysalis of cosmic chance. "how is it all possible?" i muttered to it all. Soft music came in reply, Cascading layers of giant soft tremulous bells reverberating

fere with the illuminati's summoning sequence. But youtube pundits were on to them anyway, so they were basically flaccid as a pancake. What really interested the masses was: what

'Sure, whatever Quixote, do as thou wilt'.

"sod off ye Git" came the curt reply. Certainly wasn't going to get anywhere with this one. i hit random on the folder and waited for the cursor to stop spinning. "hullo?" "Hi ther