such an occasion as this...I'm too far beyond worry about diabetes or gout or intestinal flesh-eating parasites...each delightfully decadent piece of chocolate is laced with opium.

Each word was a world onto itself, each meaning a dress. I spied you wearing your spleen on your sleeve. I thought it keen. "You remind me of a Chimpanzee Detective, Link or Lunk.

a dissociative fugue that sees you as in the highest levels of comfort even as each john leaves their spurt on your naked back; a slap on the ass if they want to be show their appr

was not in her category. In fact Tina Laguna was so uncategorical that she was a third category all on her own. This category was called the Tina Laguna category, which on Mars

It can reveal the secrets of the earth. They're not really that interesting, though. I mean, most of the secrets that you see with your third eye rarely are.

I sometimes think that in order to be a great comedian, you have to be a cynic. You see terrible things, and later you make other people laugh, because it becomes funny in hindsigh

Somehow I had to let her know that I was Cheech over the moon before either of us took a step too far to recover from. “Lets go visit Rachel together.” Her head snapped around. She

! He tinkled a snowflake pattern in his exuberance.The last point landed outside the urinal on the neighbours patent leather shoes.He looked up the pressed linen pants at the owner

had to toe the Company line. The captain had all of The Quantum Flower rounded up and locked away by a security detail with the Weapons Officer in charge. It was placed in the ammo

ion on the grounds that is violates the Society's agreement with the Imperial Court Physicians. Specifically, the Imperial Chancellor of the Bath, Pisypicy was forbidden to the Soc

claim it was market research. If the robots end up causing mayhem we'll just have to distance ourselves and blame the Ethiopian chip maker. Show the Anal Leakage Report if you have

Any desert will do. The Gobi is just more remote which is important to our purposes. All the proper and not so proper documents had been seen to & accommodations made with local Pa

and infected the whole sixth and seventh graders who in turn infected their parents. That had been the biggest yellow fever outbreak in the US ever. You were fine. Remember? Quaran

"Ok everybody, eye", & here she looked right at Todd & laughed while pointing him out to the whole wedding party. Ok, so this is happening, thought Todd to somebody who wasn't h

"Madam, I simply asked you if that seat was taken. I have no inclination at the time to compare the parity of sperm to egg. I see now the seat is occupied by the vestiges of your m

Now that they know we are here they will come hunting. Maybe not tomorrow but soon enough. We must prepare to continue our voyage home. The arkships have been ready for 2 centuries

I have poisoned his mind with a word. A word so simple that he can't stop repeating it in its simplicity. He can grasp it. It will kill him the moment he's said it 616 times. Years

"But what if my nether regions are located IN my nether regions? As well as my heaven", a lust demon asked being stereotypically human which elicited laughter from the demons.

Just as he trudged past the last gate, there was a blond blur on his left that knocked him down & then bounced off the wall. When he got up he saw it was his daughter Elise. Howls

That was a dead end, of course, Keith had designed it to be escape proof. But he had assumed anybody in it would be under a limiting dampener. Without his implants they couldn't da