"Of course not," replied Chris Tucker, "Ruby Rhod was the most serious role I have ever played!" And with that, he flounced off to brunch with Richard Simmons and the ghost of Libe

they wound up waking up in a stranger's bed. "I have no words..." they would stammer to their Significant Others, but alas, there was to be no understanding pat on the back.

-cially viable vampire. That would help pay for the mortgage on my grandpa Dracula's castle, from which I badly needed to draw from its Home Equity Line of Credit for major repairs

The photo looked like it had been painted by Seurat with Nicolai Gogol thrown in there somewhere. I also thought Brueghel or Bosch. Somebody else said it was Banksy. Too elaborate

Lizzie looked at the kids and saw that Anne was doing the same. "There was that breakin on the block over just last week", Anne observed. "No, the couple had been locked out of the

I sure hope that last one gets picked up by someone that knows what I am asking.

Which is to say, my kilt. I was a magician some time ago, and some of the secret pockets needed emptying. Down by the river, scrawny doves flew free, and bits of apparatus fell out

"Don't worry. I'll remind you when & what to eat," said Protexia. "Also, I should mention that your neighbor is planning to kill your cat. No matter what, I have your back. Do it."

flow when it needs to flow and show what it needs to show. It better sprinkle when it needs to sprinkle, and get recycled every time I tinkle. Spice cake is nice, but the geriatric

and not the bullet he deserved. Still, his baby had shown her mettle. On that point he was proud, at least, but she was so wrong and now she had those three with her in the hurt.

didn't give me any clue either, it had already been sepulchral when she was alive.Assuming, again, that she was dead. I finally managed to free a hand and brake free of the fear. I

When I really get going, it becomes harder and harder trying to simplify my language to conform with your intelligence level. I apologize for not recognizing the levels of straidat

-re her for my death. I was ready to die, even willing, as long as I could be sure that our love would remain alive. I could be immortal in her heart. Whatever I could take with me

How'd it go with the cats? "I only got bit once", he said dejected. Cool, is that record? "No, more like par", he says smiling. Don't you mean purr. "So, what about this breakfast

The whole world went silent except for my heartbeat in my ears except it sounded more like waves washing up on a beach. Why did I just say that? That was exactly what I knew not to

Every time that I have to use my Windows 10 computer I am surprised again by how slow it is compared to my Linux machines. I hate it. There is so much lag that I have time to fold.

“Aren’t you always on drugs when you do anything?” “Yeah, but you shouldn’t assume it. Past trends do not always predict true returns”, he answered while eating his tongue sandwic.

Nationality. I bet you're an alien undercover to steal all of our cows and overthrow our farms

" . . . no way he said that." he whispered. "I swear on my great grandfather's grave, and I don't even have a great grandfather! Look, just remember this . . . don't trust him."

What happens is the loads are released at different temperatures. Full bore connection and the cooler loads get overridden by the quick hot loads. Some of the loads get delivered.