you old coot, you owe it to the memory of your great great great uncle Hiram McGluubersteincia to take our side as it is your side as well. Spinach has a big say in lots of kitche

He put bopalong on again. It was like a missing tooth down there. "Doesn't your Tio Bernardo have a helicopter out there in Frio County?" "Yeah, but it was my primo Oopy, who took

absolutely mad! This is so out of the way! If I'm going through NYC, though, we're stopping for pizza!" I mean, after all, Amelia was hungry and this was a very long flight.

running an illegal processed reindeer trade behind our backs, which led to acquiring the unknown items. I did the best I could to protect her image by taking the fall for it all.

Royal Crown Cola from when they spelled it all out. In other words, before they started labeling it RC Cola. That was also when they still had the original formula that made it the

The finder of the bottle laughed. YOLO. That had been true once upon a time. Back then people really only lived once. The finder was well into hir 3rd life now. SHe uploaded the re

real name was Barold Barnny, and the name Butte Montana had just been a nickname. From his book of Face profile, he was still living a lie.

"Why does your new boyfriend always look like he is choking you in all your instagraf pictures?" "No Mom, he just doesn't quite grasp the over the shoulder hug. But choking is my k

ruins the Spinach Festival." As the largest spinach farmer in three counties Sir Hopkins had a lot riding on what they came up with. This flood would make a big impact on his kids.

herself. Having just come out of the sensory deprivation tank, seeing Betsy fiddle herself to a happy ending gave me a very intense tingly feeling in my swimsuit area. Science dema

try my cooking anymore since I had starved them into submission. They preferred to die than to eat my cooking. Fuck it. I did my maternal duty. I couldn't make them eat if they did

lure them out with sex & alcohol. They got Jethro early with a cheese, country ham, and egg biscuit sandwich. The remaining Buntings hunkered down more and refused any more food.

her whole life flash before her eyes. All of it until it got to this bit where the glass was flying through the air in slow motion, each sliver of the mirror repeating the disaster

of the splattered clothing? They ran out to the local Randalls and bought a small air fryer. It was the only one they carried. They would have bought 2 but they couldn't afford it.

skin diseases of the swimsuit area of non-royal hemophiliacs who majored in Chaucer at the Martian University on Pluto during the Asteroid Troubles. They have very specific kinks.

what kept the clown killing. The more kids he buried the more to cheer for him burying more kids. Pies in angel's faces was only the beginning. The clown moved on to how many angel

which is just a tad less than their fear of being mauled purposely. So it made the situation quite tense when it happened that they found themselves at the same poker table. Bluffs

isting the woman it was inside wasn't her mother?" We avoided the subject of her having gotten knocked up by a drifter space alien again. We and the government would do what we had

you were dead. If you died you would leave with nothing. The rules stipulated that if you died on their program you were liable for your own funeral expenses. They weren't playing

a chain of hotels & resorts that used his name. That the world leaders let him do this in the full light of day before the eyes of the whole world & did nothing to bring Wyatt to j