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"I've decided to change my name to Nanette Beburbo-Cavendoshh." Little Nancy looked at Nanny, puzzled. "What is your name Nanny", she asked. "Not Nanette Beburbo-Cavendoshh." Littl
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the cup and the losers won the soup pot from which the winners now ate from. We all did at that point. There was so much drawn butter flying about that the price of lemons was affe
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That way if he has to identify you, he will have an idea what you might look like. If you don't know anyone named Schlomo, I can introduce you to one. My cousin Schlomo is a real
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I thought I was coming to you with a newly discovered lost story of Tupperware in the ruins of an Assyrian city named in the papers and on the manifest of origin, but alas, I lost
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my deepest passion. Every itch that needed scratching on that head I was jealous. Every breeze that flew through that wild coif, I hated. Zippo, at least, let me pick the nits from
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"Excuse me Sir, do you know the Cafe de Beluga is looking for you", Sara asked the large bald man as she slid in beside his crystal bong. "No, but if you hum a few bars, I might pi
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The nurse was asking her something but something was wrong. She sounded far away. "Nurse." She said something back. "Nurse." She left. She died. The baby was named Nurse Ratchet.
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"My kids have snot that is spicier that this so called chili. Someone must be paying the president lots of money to keep allowing all these companies to sell this crap as chili. Fa
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following Tuesday. My long-suffering mother struggled to hide her relief from us. "Look, kids, your Dad's been murdered, so we'll have to cut the holiday short," she said.
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ren't there to see the car crash, it was pretty exciting. The car's a write-off now, but it was a spectacular collision. The pole didn't know what was coming! At least it was after
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"I was just kicking back listening to the humans argue on how they were going to kill me. They were sure they had me pinned down & blind", said the Beast of 1000 eyes, laughing.
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The humans of this world are cruel, following their gods order to seperate and slaughter, sell, abuse, and more... It’s despicable.
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Chop Shop Boy gave a touching eulogy, and 420 Grass Girl--Charming Man's girlfriend--wept in the audience. Also in attendance were The Thimbler, Geode Guy, Chocolate Rain, and
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ing" said a whistling bystander. It was true, though the spikes were there for more than just aesthetic. "I feel it is important to let any potential vault robbers know that
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I knew I had a patient with urgent medical mysteries that only I could solve but I needed that damn Vicodin. I dropped the cat and Cutty just shook her head. "Why is it that
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weakest in her beak, easily crushing it's tiny fragile bones. The rest scattered but their escape was futile--she was too quick. With a screech and unfurling of wings she
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for me. Could you spare an eye or two to watch our suspect on Sunday afternoon just after tea? You're still an active reserve Deputy Sheriff. Please, Beast of the 1000 Eyes. Our AA
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"Cultivating graft comes with the job, Professor Loomis" explained the Station Manager of Deepest Space Station (DPSS) Eleven,, pocketing the money the tiny alien warehouse man had
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I saw Juliana Septimus in the Agora today. She was showing off her two new American prizes. They were dressed like Dyer's apprentices & spoke oddly inflected Roma lingua. Kirk & Sp
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him Argus, particularly since he seemed quite intent on her doing so. "OK, uh, Argus," Iris replied, staring back with her crazy hypnotic spiraling purple pupils. His 1000 eyes