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The only dead statistician was a good statistician as far as the shutdown crew was concerned. The hunted folders huddled together in houses with boarded up doors & windows, hoping.
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You look at Joe. And both you and Joe waddle over to the counter & order: "Two venti Charbrucks, straight. Yes, leave room for breast milk, please. And two cake pops."
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After a very long while, "Hey there and yeah. Sorry, we're all kind of postmaterial and distributed now, but some of us are going to bring back Old Mars." The Merchant from Charook
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Blasted knew today's strapdown masseur Einar probably wouldn't subscribe to The King Alfred Society. "I'm sure you know Norway declined the EU a couple of times." Einar didn't talk
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The next time he woke up, BH got most of his caretakers to subscribe to The King Alfred Society, a virtual nation petitioning for inclusion in the EU in case Brexit did go through.
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Det. Manatee pulled his PC (Pursuit Conch) from his briefcase and opened his Underwater Safari browser. He plugged in the name 'arnold' and scrolled through the search results. Who
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ndful of mist. Let's just say my memory is foggy. I don't remember what the place was called, but the butterfly is the important part of this recollection. I couldn't forget it if
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shirt tucked into my underwear and wondered why everyone was laughing at me. "Be nice, he's concussed!" Eppie shouted. I stumbled my way after her through the crowded hall.
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I clapped my hands in glee as all of the zoo animals made their getaway. "Utopia!" I giggled madly. "It'll be the Garden of Eden all over again!" Now, to get naked & find my Adam.
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However, before I could even leave my office, there was a loud crashing as a window shattered into pieces. There he stood in the mess, a robotic beast demanding for the numbers."
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of a disrespectful coward not accepting bravery and honor made many people hate Tony. After all, the war was worth fighting for. Tony still refused using cowardly statements.
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a foxy minute, a cast of polecats capered onto the scene. "Yarks!" I cried, attempting to mimic a ferrety cry. "incarcerate those felines!"
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Milly slumped down at her workstation, heaving a sigh. The long meeting was finally done. She opened her inbox and stared blankly at the digits greeting her: 420 unread e-mails?!
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to kick down my door and harangue me for my poor choice in breakfast foods. Each morning, the fear grew stronger and I became hopelessly paranoid. I decided to stick with a simple
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What where they telling me? I opened Google Translate and recorded the incoherent whispers of the eyes from the afterlife. The black eyes were telling me to go to the optometrist.
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Sometimes, thinking about thinking bears no fruit. Other times are the same thing. Time is not a sideline of thinking, it is the thing. Speech, only, was the thing the beasts were
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I remember when you spilled soda off the counter & onto the candy because you were looking at the cartoon boobs of an old lady on the cover of Sex to Sexty wondering if you were at
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I found myself here after the pink tiger. Not that one. They are different cats. They are also into Splitsville and they are going to make it official on Pay 4 View. They haven't
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They mobbed the poor church, tore out the insides, and it was set ablaze. From the corner of my eye, a man, one of the priests, asked if I needed help, I refused in sheer terror.
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I am shouting. I am beaming my thought waves through the 7 heavens & the 9 totems & the assholes of four elephants, god damned it! I made a mistake, just give him his coleslaw & sa