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humanity." Sir Walter snarled a curse over his shoulder as he struggled with his armour. "Why don't you help me get all of this off, then? This is the most awkward contraption
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turtleneck sweaters are the worst Christmas presents ever. I never understood the premise of tightly woven cloth wrapped around your neck as a fashion statement. All of that fiber
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Captian licked his lips. If only he could row over to the barnacles' remote island to share in eating some of that luscious stew! He peered through the telescope forlornly. "Agh!"
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Of Evil Dr. Porkchop! He made Ms. Shmittyburg have a waterfall on her face! Ain't that right, gang?
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and become the sun, I don't really care that they became the- WAIT THE SUN?! OH MY GOD, IM GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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mod their computer, But anyways i pressed the F13 key and my computer got a BARRRRNNEEEY ERROR! TOTALLY ORIGINAL PLOT!
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"Child" took the robot apart, then "child" watched the show...
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Mario and Luigi, The queens died from lung cancer when Luigi touched them.
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I went on a website that had popups everywhere when i went on it, I X'd out of the popups. Then i's downloading the sad horror creepy Mario Party 3! .exe thing, it was..
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I'm also not sure about the afros, I was wearing that one winter I spent doing my residency in Harlem. The Pied Pipers had that hit about the ghost of his father calling upon him f
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The drumming was working nicely when the music kicked in and reminded of that which I couldn't remember then, nor can I remember it now, but I remember it; the not remembering. Any
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I got my reverie. I got my OJ. I got my straw. I got this moment. I've got your notice. Everything is right with the world. Don't look behind you. Don't look ahead. Not up or down.
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(I saw what you did) but this ancient Persian scroll drawing, though done by a highly skilled artist, was no portrait of me. "No, I am the only septopus that has ever existed."
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local police boats could be heard as they scanned the area for me and the treasure. I held my breath beneath the tarp as they passed my boat, watching tiny insects walk in a line
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my blessed mother called. I know her caller ID anywhere. "Ugh" I silently voiced as I reached for the phone. "Wei? Nu-erh?" Crap. My mother is speaking to me in Chinese. Now I know
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senility. His cockiness is surely due to early onset dementia. But I digress. Even though, I know I'm no spring chicken, I can still strut around and fluff my feathers at the
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All of the kitty guests were stunned into silence. After the cacophonous mewling and screeching during the entirety of the main dishes, the lack of sound was startling. "Well?"
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He wriggled his hips right. The figure opposite twerked left. But when the figure flashed the bird & Cliff answered in kind, a haunting realization dawned on him:HE was the mirror!
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fishing wire. Using wire as wire: genius. The boss would be impressed with me. I cast out into the river then wedged the end of my make-shift fishing rod between two boulders.
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in the darkness of the night. The green light was like a beacon of flame calling to me. "Hey, that's enough of the navel-gazing," said Tom. He was right. I covered my glowing navel