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was the guard at Castle Mandrake's gate, and cast judgement upon all who would enter. Tina had been in the job for almost a decade and was beginning to tire of sending people to
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Tim growled and gnashed his teeth around the ball. It burst with a pop. Cooper, startled, began to cry. Tim felt as guilty as a dog could, so he walked to Cooper and nuzzled him.
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Bobbio chased after me, so I slid the hidden dagger from my brassiere and gripped it tight. As he was catching up, I downed him with a slash to his neck. Franko joined him shortly
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This was no ordinary chain gang. The inmates weren't chained to each other, but rather to the piece of factory equipment which they were forced to operate in 8 hour shifts.
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west, in the direction Sky Lord was last seen. Agent Macklin drove through sparse desert, lush farmlands and ancient rainforest, but to no avail. The villainous Sky Lord was gone.
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The universe heard his request loud and clear but simply rolled its eyes. Here was another man thinking he could bend space and time to his will, simply because he desired it.
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At the rave warehouse, when everyone is off their mind on hallucinogens, my third eye doesn't seem so strange. I dance and shimmy through the sweating crowd, making my way to the
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the front door, but woke up and started barking at me once my foot crossed the store's threshold. "Hello, ol' Lassie," I said. I patted her & resumed my search for the pith helmet.
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mpled from the cheese platter his one remaining servant had presented to him. "Abegunde, would you kindly proof-read this e-mail before I send it?" asked the Nigerian Prince.
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a bunch of zealous idiots who were more concerned with telling others how to live their life than actually doing good in the world. It wasn't long until the gays rose up and fought
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The nearest venue to go see the Blue Clyde Revival Tour was at Space Station #666 in the Horsehead Nebula. Roger Dirt was keeping to his vow to never to return to Earth until all
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Now that I knew, the barman's comments started to make sense. Too bad, I killed him. I shouldn't have done that, I know that now. I thought he was trying to insinuate something imp
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and that was the old wise owl. I trekked through the jungles of Borneo when I was told he was there. He wasn't. Then I was told he was in the Gobi desert, so I went to the Gobi. He
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She wondered again how she ended up folding in this story. Was it her destiny, like the gypsy woman warned her or was it really happening? The ashes told her She was the meaning.
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They are standing still. There is an occasional wobble but none have fallen yet. There are so many that their combined body heat is powering an electric paddlewheel casino in Iowa.
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Because the life of a succubus did. What are three things it is best you forget you heard about them. That is not a question. That is not a request. That is a fact that has consequ
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were overloaded, and we were all forced out of our computer cells and into the open air. The sun seemed threatening and the grass seemed jealous. The God of Yahoo Mail sat on his
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Alice was telling me about his love for the dead & how Marryanne was his man. He likes cold Ethyl & hosts the finest nightmares. He owns up to being guilty & calls himself Poison.
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involved lots of raspberries and their seeds being forced under your gumline and then you having to eat raw spaghetti squash while posing as the upside down hanged man for a lurid
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That one didn't work. I wonder if there is a time limit on that. Seems like that should.