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“Look, I like my toast crispy!” she claimed, as the rampant wildfire began to spread to New England and Virginia with no signs of stopping.
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“BRB, my bravest knights. TBH, I speaketh for all of the times. Attack, my knights! Attack these mobile phone-using demons who laugheth against thee!
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And the wind did indeed. I was lifted off my feet and shot so fast I could feel time bending around me. I thought I’d never land. Just because the wind hated Shakespeare...
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“Yeah, there might even be life on the Sun!” said Ðþæaw, president of Alpha Centauri. “That’s why we’re launching probes.”
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Rudolph and Comet and Cupid, and, of course, Vixen.
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appeared upon the henge, sputtering and unruly, and swarthy clouds obscured the sun. If she didn't change the valves in time, the feed to the microbial Crepuscule Tabernacles would
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"The Silver Spiders of the Sky, the Golden Ads upon the Moon," the little kid thought on the way to template indoctrination. Granny Droneswarm (only $7.99 that month) interrupted;
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There once was a lady with Bunions.
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"Yeah, you go do that. Discuss it with your Tharsis Ridge Condo Association. You poor, controlling geezers, you." HaeBae looked at C17. "Blasted is trying too hard, isn't he?" C17
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She pointed the lens of the camera at the unsuspecting duck and slowly crept closer. The duck was preoccupied with snapping up the bugs which crawled over the damp soil.
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What's weirder is when another voice responds to your thoughts. You don't recognise it, so it's not one of your voices. So then how did it get inside your head?
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He caught a glimpse of his reflection in the storefront window and paused to admire himself. "I look damn good," he said. "Like a sexy, stripper cowboy." He snapped a selfie and
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could draw more than just rainbows and clouds. I could create worlds! Cities bustling with people, full of a million colorful things! O, the skyscrapers! The shop windows! The
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Whence came these orange trees? I could come only to one conclusion: the government had finally mastered mass hypnosis via radio broadcast, and I was their first subject.
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am not so much our next guest who needs no introduction, as someone who feels not just inexplicable but also unintroducible into the Dostoevskii Addams ghost garrets of the world
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The bzzzz bzzzzzz zzzozi is back. I know it never went away. I just stopped my ears from it. That takes energy that I don't always have. I don't quite not like it when they mimic a
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I think I sound less southern when I sing John Denver songs. Yes, one of them is set in West Virginia, but I feel Like a northerner when I sing his songs. I've got some interesting
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Then he realized he was now in a tunnel and the erratic breathing he was hearing was his own echoing back at him from the rock tunnel. He couldn't see but he wasn't quite blind. He
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So far I have managed to not actually do it. They'd probably lock me up and throw away the keys. I remember Miss Abigail Crabtree had a lisp when she told me to "Say thixxx!", & I
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"Look Padre, there's only so much ecumenical passion in me and I'm not wasting it on this", Vlad said as he shot Mel, staining his power suit & leather heels with cyborg blood.