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what was correctamundo. Where once he practiced civility, he now gave as good as he got, most of the time. Being pure wasn't all that it was cracked out to be. Then the women were
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Hold on. OK. That is good. Just keep doing that. Maybe a bit harder. That's the rhythm. Before you know it, you're putting dovetails on everything. Seeing it all slide into place
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or we could be more reasonable and settle for a weekend at the beach, a five minute drive from my front door. Okay, then, sweetheart let's go out into the Ocean and swim with shark
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amateur morgue I'd been running for the past 6 months. The scratching seemed to be coming from the bottom drawer of my desk. It was locked & I didn't have the key. It was upstairs.
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"No, I can't trust you, Xiivan. You make question life choices," Tenem said, rather calmly for someone who had a blade to their throat. Xiivan pondered this. "You may have a point.
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#2 as well as the captain, Captain Pooper. Captain Pooper's shadow was Commisar Kellyanne Cryptlord. The use of the Commisar system was now required by Executive Order of the Presi
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for six months. When he came back he had his shit together and he even combed his hair with the part on the left. That is how I knew he had succumbed to their lifestyle choices.
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The rabid deer was swinging fists in an Irish pub in Norway. The deer was so thirsty. Rabies will do that to you. The deer didn't speak Irish or Norwegian, shouldn't have fists, &
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the apocalypse by blowing the door off it's hinges. The Pope could be heard yelling out banishments upstairs while still continuing a game of chess with Archangel Gabriel. You were
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would be plentiful for the annual Fiddle Fest this coming Saturday. Pa smiled and rosined up his bow and even momma and aunty sister stopped chasing the cat to do a clog dance.
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So he took his new Best Buy mechanical keyboard with him to the Hot Dog Tournament at the Toldeo Sports Arena where he competed against the worlds best competitive eaters. The keyb
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The septic tank was overflowing and the back pressure was causing sewage to come up through the kitchen sink. Regardless of all that, I promise. You have my ironclad promise. Trust
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Hillbilly Swap and I wasn't even ready. Last season they swapped a Kentucky hillbilly with a Macedonian hillbilly & that was great. I hope I was going to be swapped for an Italian.
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Catherine spent a lot of time in the stables with the horses. I could never get close enough to see them but I think she was meeting secretly with her lover. A lover I was sure was
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I was out here in space, hopping from planet to planet to find instances of cargo cults that might have arisen among the indigenous peoples of a planet when confronted by superior
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"There goes another one. My bedside manner needs a lot of work," said the doctor putting his eye back in his head. "I don't think it was going to work our anyway. She was a glib ga
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a notion to become a loser too, so I waddled over to the Nutri-Sisters (only slightly intimidated) to ask. "Dah-ling, you!" one cooed. "We've got a 'Lose-3-Get-One-Free" deal!"
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ask my dead grandmother where she hid my porn but I joined the conga line instead: right behind the dalmation. I wondered again if this was a dream. Somebody pinched my butt and I
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They cemented it to the bottom of seinundzeit's swimming pool, where it remained for many years until it was buried under a thick carpet of moss. It was only by chance that a small
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I wonder what the diabetes their numbers say I have is going to say about the quite large piece of Golden Anniversary cake I just ate. Something smarmy, I expect. I don't why I did