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12 year old, Erin Schleptel, for her 8th Grade Social Studies presentation, showed in her Powerpoint that far from been sudden, canned brains had been in the works since Trump won
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I called it suspicious activity. I called Tina Laguna and told her to assemble a crew and meet me on pier 28 in an hour. "They are calling it spontaneous combustion", I told her.
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With every bite that we had to force ourselves to eat, we had to repeat the official cannibal motto. Toasted humans on a stick. Meaty goodness."They'll never elect a cannibal",they
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It was exactly like the world I had fallen asleep in, to the tiniest detail. Man was it strange. When I looked into a mirror I saw the back of my head looking into an angled mirror
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Frenetic manchild, Phenomenal Phil Phrost of the Phuture from the 23,134th Universe up and over in a plane bisecting my position off prime by an eleven degree transition into red.
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She floated towards you promising the edge of seventeen again. How Sara and Rhianna couldn't but help see his as a landslide after that Gypsy incident. What in the world of the Mot
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Now that I had gotten with their friends, I could also be their lover. But this was only just the beginning of my righteous scheme to become the first male Spice Girl. In phase two
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Obviously the phone had stopped ringing once he broke up the act with Deano. "Why are you wasting your time reading that trash?" Jerry's ninth wife asked him as he blew smoke rings
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se who think a lot. I can't help but wonder if any thought of mine has ever been original.
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I didn't want to do this, but that's no excuse. It doesn't matter what I feel, whether I'm sorry or not, because that doesn't change what really happened.
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fifty yard line. All the spectators gawked, thinking this was the best halftime show EVER. "Will the fan with I Adore Douglas tattooed on her ass please rise and vacate the field!"
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re properly seasoned prior to Mlle La Bete's partaking of them. "Zat reeporter was poziteevly bland!" she bitched, & threatened to expose my meth lab if I didn't get more creative.
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ery. I evidently chose to reveal I was a Goon but being the first time they had heard of the Goon, the humans called him Goon The Dogstar3man. The Goon lacked the capacity for sarc
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the poetry critic who only writes in lowercase looked askance at the poetry of the poet who writes only in uppercase, as his favorite duck was whacked over the head with a trombone
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can compose beauty from dissonance, transition from minor to major, develop a noteworthy composition, all of one a-chord? "Oh STAWP it!" Ira chortled. "You've got me all keyed up!"
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But you. You can change. You need to change. I want you to.
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"Does Mark love you?" James looked despondent, "No, he doesn't." Sue nodded, "Yeah, he really doesn't."
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Eventually these white gloves became grey and fused with her skin, but she still wouldn't remove them. A psychologist tried to convince her that this was unsanitary, but she left
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violently from acute fever. Dr. Mordicus was too excited by her revelation to notice. "Has your brother killed before?" "N-no," she stammered & spat blood "he's a homicide virgin."
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2 noses." Goodfeel guffawed. "How about I sew on 6 ears for good measure?" By this point we were both in tears. There were tears when he had finished too, but not of laughter.