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Once there was a big monster that had cool hair every one only talked to him because of is hair then his dad shaved his head and none liked him then he was a lonner
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Hello, my name is Kiki I am 15 years old and I live in the jungle. The reason why I live in a jungle is that my parents dropped me off in the middle of nowhere. They hated me so
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It's a killer, taking lives, breaking hearts, and bleeding into you slowly. Mostly, it breaks you, causing you to forget who you really are.
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-nothing mattered, and yet everything was important. The universe made some sense at last.
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Maybe he could have loved her, once upon a time. But then she died, and he had no choice.
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s actually tofu flavored with half a dozen chemicals (and some blood, sweat, and vegetarian tears). But I just smiled at the cop and watched him enjoy the sweet, sweet lie. I'm a
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hether a professional vasectomy was absolutely necessary. I'll never know, cuz the cactus got me in the wazoo instead. "We'll pull 'em out one by one, " said the old hag in the ER.
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"How to Contact Foldingstory Management Without Consulting Interpol", but the math on pg. 7629 & the entire 36th chapter remained incomprehensible. No, if I want to delete CBethM,
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The exuberance & optimism of youth will tide them over until they're old & wrinkled, their old folds & creases will give them patina & when they finally premiere in completed stori
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The Shmantis. I read to my children of a planet called "Earth," in which there are no Shmantis-people guarding their homes - where there is no darkness, and no evil - and no
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, but instead it gained the likes of Martin Luther King. February, what a show-off, got all of the love of Valentines Day as well as the Chinese New Year- even March was jealous!
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on a stampede? Imagine the devastation of a herd of Brontosaurus! But noone listened to the neanderthal who was his own hairsuit & soon cromagnon cowboys were slash-and-burning
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with her furnishings & attire so lavishly adorned in sable, stole & fur, you couldn't tell a yeti from the fleece. I bet the sass queen uses the old Wooly Booger as a foot rug.
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s. The mutterings of a fecally fettered sage are most revealing." "Would you take me on as pampered pupil, O Master Po? To Teach in the ways of the supersorbent cloth?"
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Mr. Genie shrugged & wriggled his nose. A huge tantalizing sandwich materialized. The maid grabbed it greedily. She bit down on a mouthful..SNAP! "Imbecile! Why the Rice Krispies?!
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"What did you get for valentines day, Billy?" Billy looked at me with a fire in his eyes. He puffed his chest and screamed, "I GAINED THE LOVE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! NOW PRAISE ME."
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Jared sneered, "Hey man, we all know that the cringy byakugan sharingan is nO matcH for the jedi ultra powers. Bill says that the pokemon will beat your cards- but I disagree-
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who is the most k a w a i i geeyowuh person you know
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La mujer miró al hombre. Ella lloró y dijo: "si eso es bueno a tú, entonces adiós... Ignacio. Tú eras mi mejor uña hasta ahora. Disfruta ser un martillo." Entonces la mujer corrió
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As your president, I John Thomas Willy P. Tallywacker will elminiate obfuscation, double-talk and all manner of euphemism. Not a Peter, but a self-erecting drainage unit! Not a