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But what else has a sock got to look forward too? The future? A future of constantly getting soaked & loosing your partner in the dryer. The day is gone & now I’ve the night to get
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In the dim light they were mistaken for Donald Trump & Kim Jong Un and drowned by the regulars in a butt of Malmsey. This is the origin of the gourmet 'Holy Iguanan Aquavit', drun
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DJT gave the delivery man a big tip, "Get a real job...slacker!" Then he plopped down on the inflatable mattress with his bucket of extra crispy chicken and turned on CNN and MSNBC
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she was ashamed of herself for hating the world, but she could not change her feelings like the tide rolls in, she remains constant in her dislike for everyone else.
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I hated Constantine on first sight. This was their Emperor? Now though, I can see making allowances for his shortcomings. His Judean conversion was benefiting us both. As Jupiter’s
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not one of your relatives was a cannibal. We called ooka ooka ooka ooka because ooka ooka was his name as well as what we called our leader who was ooka ooka. Ooka ooka saw Vally P
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It was time again to feed the dragon. Many would be needed, to sacrifice. We call upon those who gave most to ante up even more. To serve as cannon fodder in the psychic wars of to
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those who favored winter and snowmen and didn’t care to know the ugly niceties of how they were brought about. The kidnapped snowballs, however, were kept producing tears until the
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the shitty thing they are doing like those idiots that pull their antics behind the reporters on the news, except it would be scripture and not the #666NewsTeam, the local affilate
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Since we broke up, all of your friends have offered to help me through the night. I took them all up on their offers & I've even started relaxing what constitutes a friend of yours
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out the lyrics to that new pap song and suddenly the horns and tail did bother him. "Look, Kris, I really care about you but just not in that way", Rai said keeping a tight grip on
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I made my own deal with the universe. So far it is meeting it's obligations but I would be hard pressed to explain the choices I made for what I wanted on my part of the deal.
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Conflating shame with buggery, Terese Laguna called her sister Tina to tell her that her jean pants had blossomed this morning with her, Tina's, name carved in them in blood. Visit
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I suspect that my mastery of punctuation will be my ruin. A grammar nazi is hated even by real nazis. This is another of those Do as I say not as I do moments. Ironic, maybe, but
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IT!" The SWAT team toddlers hollered and ran off in different directions. I sighed deeply and resignedly pocketed the Pla-Dough container. Later, I promised myself. At the count of
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She needed a device that would allow her to retard the passage of time for the 2 hours she needed to catch up on to sync the timelines. Where could a woman of her means find such a
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I am being told that if you live in the Mississippi Delta you need to come to some accommodation with bugs, because if you live there, you got them. They're your jowl to jowl neig
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It was a prison except just her and the nasty scientist. i hated the experiments. every time these words came out of there mouth. Your not like anyone else you know why you have to
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So she went back to sleep but a pounding at my door awoke me so I went to get the door but when I oped the door nothing was their so I looked out then I disapered when I woke up
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It was 10:00 am and she had to leave at 8:00 am to go to school but she didn't care. She didn't care if she wasn't going and she didn't care if she would get in trouble