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s the bottle of piss that he shared with his waterless shower this morning just before he came here to see the Duke's secret. This must be why they called me The Poor Sod. I WAS th
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Agent M looked more morose than ever. Agent N nodded and knew it was now or never. Someone had to say something. "Agent O?"
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dad!" The robot dad looked at his son and responded, "Son, your dreams are unnatural and I am going to fix you."
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"You'll be interested to know I'm wearing white, too," he declared. She blinked and said, "No! I don't see any...unless you're wearing tighty-whities! Ahahaha that's it. Isn't it?"
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Kate Moss but was lean and mean. If you fed it after midnight it's armored exoskeleton would turn green. Weird. The tinman creeper continuously rang the neighbor's doorbell
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Was tired of having to tell people that her name is not Anton the new it was Ann Agnew. With her thick Transylvanian accent it sounded to everybody else as Anton the new. That is
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I wish you hadn't felt the cold of being alone in an indifferent world. A soul in a body afraid of sublime. I wish, i wish. Maybe the next guy will have a wish for you.
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Tina Laguna was starting to think it wasn't a good idea to go to SeriesWorld to play Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. That was a terrible idea for a vacation. People would be ringing tha
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If it is we better warn the neighborhood. But usually it is not bigger than #1 and #2 and you just make do with what you got. Everyone has a #3 even rich orange men. You'll crush
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anti-bandwagon is basically a bandwagon but instead full of people who hate something because it's popular and everyone around them hates it.
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One time I said my favorite president was Harry Truman and this guy said, 'but didn't he drop the atomic bomb?' and i said,'well, yes, he gave the order.' but i didn't know what
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I know what I want to say, but I have a lot of things to say and I can't untangle out my ideas. Borrowed ideas, because I unknowingly found my ideas off other ideas by people
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yOu sell baked goOds and I would liKE to buy a dozen CUPcaKES from THIS FINe estaBLISHment, please. yes also i would like a pie. Do it or you'll never see your family again.
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My chicken and pickle juice in a crockpot experiment was a success. This meant my plan for world domination was happening; it was live. I would start to recruit using my soup and
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Well, I've never done this kind of thing b'fore. But a demon's a demon, and if it's inhabiting this robot, it'll be driven out I say. May the wicked spirits
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sixty seven? Doddard,its sixty four! But I'm sixty six already & don't call me a doddard toothless hag.Says the hairless liver wart collection! Your memory's like the Albert Hall
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there is a deep wish in our hearts. However as we are humans, we are all weak to greed and
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I think a lot about unimportant stuff, things I have no control over, things I cannot change. Also dumb stuff. Mostly dumb stuff.
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Denial and faith are pretty similar indeed.
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My internet connection is worse upstairs, and I don't know why. I don't care enough to search, also because it's three am.