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Do you know how to write 5 Michelin stars?
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coy grin, he handed them a handout for them to go to Church to avoid ice-daemon mugging. Frosty and his sister,Frostina sat derelict in Frosty Lane. What were young Snowpeeps like
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This Bald Eagle keeps telling me to leave Canada and to become tax collector in a hotel chic resort in the Bahamas
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join the circus...but, alas...there was no audience for a yellow button doing standup comedy and swallowing fire, so it jumped at the chance to be the button on Trump's shorts
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"Eureka!" cried Dumpress the second he awoke in ER, every limb in traction. The meaning of his name finally dawned on him. He solemnly vowed not to act wild "for at least a week!"
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...sorry, the ol' fact that "he who whiffed it quiffed it"? Ridiculous! For tho the second hand farter writhes in agony at the scandalous assault on his senses, the blame inevitabl
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A cow, with antlers, a female moose, and I'd lost my gun with my gear. Her stamp & snort o' so queer, that's was when I felt a spike of fear
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out the hard way that was then & this is now.Going to bed seemed easy enough.but when he woke because he was cold & realized he was lying on a giant toppled tombstone whose epitaph
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he said that he thought that she deserved better. That night, she was tucking him into his cozy bed, and then sang him to sleep. She then went to her bed when
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"I'll conshinyoo shtuffin m'faish no matter oo she izh!" I replied sharply, if incoherently. I made a point to stare directly at Caitlin Jenner while shovelling copious portions of
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is. That's when it became difficult to block those intrusive thoughts. The ball was definitely in her court but she knew in her heart that this wasn't love. Her tennis instructor
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No one gave it permission to do so. It was just tired of that spot. Shouts were heard as the sli lift drited down the line.
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dump Allan's body in the East River in order to save Brenda, even though she had jilted me. I knew that she would bring me trouble, but I never knew I'd wind up in prison to cover
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She pulled the bracelet against the pencil-neck of her sleeping husband, Porgy LeMonde, but her thin little rich girl arms could not stop his snoring. The tiny emeralds lay scatter
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the King & Queen had named him Hoy Polloi so he could snicker at the Porgy LeMondes instead! But life was unfair that way- it had given Henry cancer & himself the name "Porgy". Boo
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Despite his efforts to purge the Scottish drawl from his voice, his accent stubbornly remained every time Thomas Jefferson spoke French. He wasn't even Scottish.
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I don't talk much, so in front of a crowd I talk overtime, trying to fill in for all the thoughts I had but didn't say out loud even though I wanted to, which is why no one
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Three billion years later a passerby noticed the metallic taste atop a lichen covered rock bereft of hope. The combination of hopeless rock and a metallic taste intrigued her. She
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It's going to be okay, and if it's not, then eventually it will end, and you will move on. People are tough that way. We can handle far more than we credit ourselves.
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Christmas time is here, again, like it is every year...but this year is going to be a memorable one...this is the year of the Fire Rooster...the year of the sick puppy