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Now there were too many characters to juggle the narrative, and the author was still trying to add to the cast.
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he pulled out a silver watch. "Here's how the game works. One of you is the killer. Get them before they get you. Time starts in
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used to Doctor Evil's hospitality by then, and for some it had become an annoying but harmless routine.
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she was to him, how much time he spent wondering how a laugh could become the most beautiful sound in the world to a person in love, and he was in love but how did that happen
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That's what I kept telling the people in white coats. I know what you're thinking: say something once, why say it again, but I had to convince them that my actions were justifiable
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there is no such thing as fate or destiny, because predetermined fate is worse than the idea that there is no meaning in this universe at all, and god this is full of it.
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of the funeral parlor.My arm went slack from the embalming fluid. Curses.If they find my wallet next to the body they'll think I,Ed the Fork killed the embalmer not Mack the Knife!
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smash the front teeth into his gabbing puss as much as ever. Course I bit my tongue.Gramps could still whip both our asses even at 82 & Grandma didn't stand for a ruckus at family
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snacks. He'd feel mighty peckish after a Walkendoodle! "...or maybe I'll have a Perkin's White Lightning or Banshee Witchbrew IPA?" but he still hadn't found a decent spot to whiz.
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ly airbrushed wrinkles & the wiles of being a cougar's boytoy,but her feline charms didn't stop me from becoming a cheetah running after a young bunny who was dating Charles Hefner
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These things are important. "Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." No, its just the reverberation of sound waves of metal against metal. Be pratical people.
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and the great Genie of Rice appeared. He was furious. "Now see what you've done! You've turned us from rice to gravel! Ye shall die by stoning with the very rice ye defiled!" he
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time prepositionally dangling participle gerunded my noun phrase. I don't want to get preperfect past future subjunctivitis do I? As an old pro of the old school grammar school
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the cats of our mice-be-gone Op set upon everything that moved.I kept still.The catfight tore up the apartment & the last cat, now a fat paunched tabby,took a nap.The mice returned
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When Hanne was a little girl the thing she feared the most was that her blanket would fall off her bed while she was on it. She got scared if more than six inches hung down over an
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The draughtsman‘s daughter double dog dared me to douse a dragon in duck sauce or drop dodo dumplings directly into the dour dowager’s dental dams. Delightedly, I did.
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habit became a habit. Mother Superior did a little holier than thou jig to ward off the bogarts as she passed the back pews, but just behind the confessional
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I want to raise the Hand of Chjingi on top of the ruins of this upstart. This so called general, this Custer. All the promises of the past/future will not deter me from his destruc
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anxious fore if mama didn't get her meds it sure was to be a whippin for me.That couldn't happen I got the tiny joke of a pharmacist and let him know that
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pounded the purple Porsche pleasantly. Soon she began to see souls slip through slits in her skin. Alliterateration alternately affects and acknowledges awkward attendance at