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sleigh and the police car that we hooked when we rose up into the air as the lead reindeer dog, Randolph, a Bright Red Setter-Labrador mix, beamed through the night that we were co
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Youth should be down for exploration just as Uppsala should be Grecian Tom Wollery to gay marsupials. Let them question their existence like we programmed them to do. Variances we
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I saw the eye in the door, again, today. At first I thought it was watching me but when I followed its gaze it was watching my reflection in the mirror. This pissed me off. I poked
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proud, for apparently his strategy was working, at least among the villagers of the neighboring kingdom. "King Wank" wanted nothing more than to overtake their land & to marry Prin
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That's Dundee as in the Scottish town. Not the crocodile man. Dr. McSexy had never heard of a 'Crocodile Dundee' before, only the town. Now, in the hospital, the operation began on
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Mighty Turkey-Killer. This was the last step of the Turkey's journey, and he knew this would take the longest. After all, the Mighty Turkey-Killer was a powerful foe, and he
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and grubby hands, yet it wouldn't work. The clowns fell in their hundreds and thousands. He, down on the ground, was scared of clowns, but it was a relief to know.
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is a cargo of sand. Capt. Danswoth the ship the Sand-wich. Her figurehead was a voluptuous wooden maiden holding a wooden hoagie. When times were bad, the crew would try to gnaw on
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and the artist reception would be ruined. There was only one person who could have stolen his magic cheese-making fedora, and that was Sondra the So-so, a witch who lived by the
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-ly to find himself back at the North Pole, where he had begun. "Good lord, Sandra," he said to his wife, "I seem to be in some sort of wormhole." "Well get back in the sleigh and
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Phlip looked at Phlop with a look that said "Next time wear the lambskin sheath" which was answered by a withering look of "Mind your station" and a mild "OMG you're so right".
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We often threw a corner on the rack and started slicing it with both knives and with maths.
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The weak stains on her soul were mumbling strange stories about a particular street corner in the city of Omaha Nebraska. A corner no corners were cut on. Our story takes place at
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"Get what, Marcia?" Cindy sighed. Her imaginary friend was always trying to show off, but this time it was different. This was a real bomb - and an imaginary friend wasn't going to
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prepared for an invasion on this scale. She had known that the aliens were coming, but had no idea they would be so many. She buckled up her seatbelt and stepped on the accelerator
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Diddley Billiard room down the hall designed by the man himself. I wish I could show you that basement though. It's the piece de resistance of the house. Stupid Spanish Inquisition
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time, finally, to have that softball tournament they had been putting off for who knows how many space years. Everyone on the rocketship was excited about the possibility even Old
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, galaxial citizens that they were, hated all forms of music and remained undeterred. Pretty soon, the space pirates had breached the inner sanctum of the Space Doctor
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The two wholes went together to the happening but lost their cohesion once it transpired. They peeled off by eighths and 32ndths each taking more and more of her identity until it
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A breath on fire ... over the hills early this morning. Kind of dreamy if you think about it. Morgadudivil Transorns, a red dragon sat on his rock above those hills.