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I convinced myself that I had the right jumble of words to begin another Folding Story. This is them. Close to 180 characters milling about in random groupings with motive & means.
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He then decided to open the window to let the smell out, it was bad... Angela had already realized his profile on Tinder was not accurate, but she was desperate for companionship.
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The fuzzy view of the river's edge that he got from the grassy ground made the private paddle wheeled boat look like the flying bridge of an Andorian starcruiser emerging into this
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Do you need to know why all the other handymen are missing? I'm your handyman. Do you need a man handy when your hand isn't? I'm your handyman. If you need more than just your two
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Those were all very good guesses but it turned out I was right. None of you guessed what I saw when I stepped out of the shower this morning. I saw 7 invisible tiny jumbo
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. Why must so many souls lay in despair? So much of civilization sitting there, useless, wasting away. What Demiurge was responsible for such a woeful muddle?!
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666 Baker Street!" The paeton driver looked aghast. "Will you take me there?" I asked. "Mr. Jack The Ripper, nobody lives at 666 Baker -definitely not a Shelock Holmes!" he replie
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hter, who thought the doll was haunted. Her fears were confirmed when one night, the doll ran downstairs and rummaged through the fridge. It was enjoying last night's leftovers
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and had a Fortune 1000 business which had already gone public on the NASDQ. I had an incredibly lucrative trade selling LSD planet to planet. by the time I was 14
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I saw Running Man in the shower's floor and he made it quite clear not to expect any favors from him. I sent his unionsuit up the flagpole and dipped my wick in his Bailey; a move
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In Los Angeles, owning a reliable car is essentially for survival: you never know when you're going to be homeless; leasing an expensive, flashy, fast car defines a climb to fame.
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the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Their brains get smart but their heads get dumb. So much to do so much to see so whats wrong with eating brains this week
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she had graduated. It made matters worse because Ed was a popular high-school jock, like in the 80's movies, and also his part-time bully. "ED!" he said in drunk. "WHERES BARBARA?"
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epped into a different fold altogether - one about a man tired of running, thought of Forest Gump and stuck him in the wrong fold. Knarf! cried Pinky. Another misfold!
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ig zag man leaped from the leering shadows into the light "Run Forest, run!" he yelled. No longer tired Forest schwinged like a dart onto his feet and back on the road again
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The Kraken said there was an incremental paragrackle assembling itself subtly, beyond the limits of our witting. "Det J, I've made some wrong turns, but this paragrackle could unde
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I have to remember the drowning pool, Let the bodies hit the floor. I like the swish that they make; the rictus. China Dolls take the field and they're lethal. Enough that they sow
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I've never been to the Family Doctor. They never leave enough blood to sustain me. So I take my ailments down to the jungle. An EXIT sign suddenly appeared in the trees. I'm sneaki
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It was cool to see our young zookeeper trainee Emmett bristle up. "Yes, I know how to spell, and I know that chupacabras and capybaras are different, but just look at those two!"
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Trump said that Obama was writing executive orders like they were butter. . .I spent a few minutes thinking about it and I can't make sense out of that. Didn't he mean to say