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papi cam. Sure enough, The Donald went golfing bare-chested like his buddy. Trump's chest hair was as distinctive as his head hair. Trump teed his ball. Mueller knew his tetsuke. M
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Clamato instead of hot water and now my bowels smell like a Long John Silver Seafood Shoppe. With my broken hand and a band of cats following me everywhere, I was ridiculed and
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Her gams were prolonged, brawny buttresses of creamed butter and egg whites, which made me ravenously hungry. She hovered, soared, and shook me beyond any realistic anticipation!
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It is not a secret that the President likes to eat a nut-covered vanilla caramel ice cream cone before retiring to the Lincoln Bedroom to watch reruns of The Apprentice.
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As the WOrld MAcarooN Epidemic (WOMANE) approached pandemic proportions, Attorney General Willie Bubba, JR announced his Country's war against Italian cookies and their bakers and
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If we are still agreed that the past must survive into the future, let us get on with it.The sudden drenching of ennui that hit them rendered them momentarily Hip but there was not
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I can't remember if I have ever mentioned before that funny thing about memory. It is like looking up memory's kilt just to see what the glen looks like. You know you will forget t
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It was whispered in those places where whispers were whispered that eating the rind of the giant wall would grant you free franchise licence for a Mustard Hut in a single location.
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cometti sculpture. Tall & even thinner than before Slim's skeletal frame a part of the NYC skyline. He carried tiny Luna Ray in his overlong grasp, while drones circled
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Have you, or a loved one, been harmed by strange people wanting to give you hugs? The law firm of Goodfeel and Seamonkey are here to get you the compensation you deserve.
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The lamb sauce glared back at me before beginning its sad tale. Once it had been a happy lamb, sproinking about on a grassy meadow with the warm sun on its wool. Then a dark
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Y0U W0ULD N0T BELIEvE YoUr eYeS. IF 10 MiLLioN FiReFliEs LIT uP ThE WoRlD aS I fELl aSLEEP
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I like jelly beans.
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I picked the best person EVER
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Stinky the skunk got sick of those predators. Coyotes... and those annoying Rattus Norvegicus. Legends say that stinky the skunk wasnt always super stinky. He travelled to Onion mo
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-oney. It was obvious. I mean, she's Taylor Swift. It hurt that I wasnt the only one, but I do care for her. But Icant stand the idea of being featured in another teen angst song.
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Everything was on the table that bright summer day. That was not on the table. I know I said everything but not that. That is not in the cards either, so look elsewhere. No fishing
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Twix chocolate bars rules u n00bs
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It was a lovely star. Quiet, calm and gentle. I tried to talk the Star, Fantasm... but it was just gas. I look at myself and see a figure in white. I needed to bring light back to
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There once was a man called Blaze Fighter, as a lover, he was a biter, in went in to munch, but his spine said "Crunch", his victim turned out to be a big hairy spider. He threw it