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As I waited for the hangman to finish with his duties I helped myself to his pickle juice. I imagine the pickles themselves had already been eaten. I hunted out a tin of sardines.
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Everybody knows that being in love is hard. Loving a girl who is blue and only one foot tall makes it harder. Most people thought I was a freak with a doll or robot. A pervert to
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did, or we might have been able to save the band. Now we had bigger problems. Our uncle was in a coma, but if he ever awoke he would have a hunger to devour all of humanity. We
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at the behest of my dear wife, who was one of those who devoted herself fully to nonexistence. Alas, I could not let go of Being so purely, so I found myself often existing at sea,
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BlastedHeath, AKA Salome, rolled her chair away from the computer. Had John the Baptist found her at last? What did he want with her? She picked up the Screaming Skull. "Skull, how
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As humans expand throughout the galaxy, our greatest challenge has been communication. Many alien languages have syntax and grammar incomprehensible to us. Consider the NeeEra!o!o
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and teeth gleaming. He lifted a hand, and all the people on the beach were lifted in the air and thrown screaming into the ocean. "Stop!" she shouted, but he ignored her. She knew
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Just because I only used strike anywhere matches, that didn't make me a fire snob. I just liked a certain sound from my fire. A certain warmth. The fire from this burning school
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And what the geese gandered were human women at strip clubs, whom the geese blatantly objectified. They refused to tip and were constantly being thrown out by the bouncers. Soon
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Yeah, I kept that one in the family. Family isn't always pretty. Sometimes the times, and the crimes conspire to slow your climb; to keep you back. To keep you down. To let slackti
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The cohesion between galaxies can be impacted by the smallest speck of fuckthat. One misplaced word and you've got all of creation jumping down your throat. Happened to me, twice.
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Consider, please, galactic compression.
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Juror #11, having anticipated this might occur, pulled out her well worn copy of Twerking Grimoire for Intellectuals, and performed the twerk of UnMaking without Elementals. Luke
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The anatomy of a cloud is not subject to the whim of the people. The structures and processes that make up a cloud, of necessity, must be adamant about the laws that dictate their
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I looked out of the window for some reason just as the clouds were threatening empire. They hung there in the sky in their martial formations looking down upon us. They control our
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room door signs all over town, thus causing his date to have to catch a bus to the next town, where she met and fell in love with another man and Mr. Yellow Hat never saw her again
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given to him by a fallen angel who had been kicked out of Heaven for insider trading. In return the angel, who's name was Ed, asked that Uncle Greely help him earn his wings back b
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want to succeed. That's why I was in the trunk of his car with a gun in the first place. I was hoping to get the jump on him when he finally stopped, but he drove for hours, until
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You glanced at your screen. Nothing to see but snow. Taking your headphones off, you leaned over to the new girl to see if you could hear what music she was listening to. Suddenly
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," began Granpa. We interrupted him with "No, that was Granma." "Well, when I died of yarn poisoning," he started again. "No, Granpa" we said, "that was Granma, too. " The old man