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"Independence Day: Garlic Bread Armageddon" and that has made all the difference. You've probably heard the catchy theme music "Breadstick Rhapsody"
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! I said it as the clerk paid out my settlement. A cool 10 grand stacked up neatly in hundreds. She started to put them in envelopes. "Never mind I'll just put'em in this paperbag.
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"I like them because they are good shorts," Jeffery explained. "They are comfortable and repel water and are a good color and I like them." He forced a smile. "And they are mine."
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the crate, followed by a hearty woof. "Is- is that a bear?" I laughed, but the laugh was forced like a bad burp. The container shifted again. "RNGHFF." Said the box.
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Your red leotard is redtarded. One-Legged King Pigeon yoga pose? More like Attention-Begged Commoner yogurt squeeze," he taunted mrbombastic. Maybe not his best taunt, but at least
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intersected mathematically connected far above binary-a relationship refinery! Our differences smelted & our best selves unbelted, we took to the streets with no shoes on our feets
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She didn't even feel the need to stumble into this new world. She knew she was the queen of her imagination. Her dead body back in reality was no longer of importance as she would
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realized that maybe I was in a little bit of trouble. The alcohol, swirling in my liver, had managed to make it to my stomach where it poisoned the lining and sizzled with the HCl.
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So naturally, he pulled his first born child out of his backpack and was about to take a bite until an arrow pierced his calf. He yowled in pain and dropped the infant.
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We rolled our eyes as she began to make out with her. Her lover's skin flaked off onto her shoulders and it looked disgusting.
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It was definitely a sign. I knew that their neighbours were the sweetest folks yet this shouting was a sure sign that something fishy was going on.
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stogie on the floor and kicked it under the bed. When she cracked open the door, her Prince Charming was alone, but she saw the monkey on his back. "Harry -- ooooh that smell!"
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I slid the hand not holding the cigarette behind me, the soound of skin slapping brick fills the alleyway I'm in. I should get back to work but I can't bring myself to walk in.
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be done. "Fill in the Fyords" was her first command. Having no means nor way to refuse their HOGy Queen, they made Norway's geography as flat & featureless as
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rolled over & over.She struddled through a churning maelstrom but Summer's abdomized abs & flotation devices kept her head above water & by a freak current she passed Jordy & Jerry
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Agent reports something troubling from Earth. Agent reports that dominant bipeds believe in "trust". Agent reports that they have made it a major feature of all their control model
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I thought the egg sandwich was attacking. I panicked and gave up the Nuclear Codes and their handshake. I revealed the names of the lares, penates and the 2 teraphim. I didn't, ho
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I had eggs. I had Canadian Bacon. I had English muffins. I had a hunger. That was a lot to consider. If I had pickles I would say that "now we are really talking". Do have pickles!
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I did not mean that they were silent because they were silent. I meant that they intended silence. It was a wanted conscious state. It was a willful effort. So, you go be "silent".
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He had only wanted to kiss her Dewey Decimal lips and run his fingers through her card files, but Susan had dumped his heart into the overnight drop and spindled his thigh.