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Garland? He was one of the greenhorns, the rookies. Didn't even know which end of the gun was there to shoot. Poor son of a bitch. When we hit Omaha beach, Omaha hit him back hard.
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My father once told me, we could learn from our past. Well, then we haven't learned a fucking thing. Charlie is dead. Hannah, too. All that's left is me and I haven't learned shit.
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I was just bathetic. I hadn't meant to be, it just happened. Doral always told me to keep them thoughts to yourself, boy, but I never listened. Woe is me!
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My name is Havva Inan. My skin is cold, my body numb, my soul tired. I don't even know how I got here. I'm alone. And I'm scared. They say, only the dead have seen the end of war.
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They robbed us on the first day. Two days later they killed my girls. I shot them all. I buried the broken gun behind the house. Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
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Captain Fsgjxjkjj announced his arrival. He had a package for me. It was from someone I didn't know. Sir Philip Hawkins Esq. 53 Dover street, room 482. It was 4' high.
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So she was a career woman. Yeah that jerk boy who lied to everyone in highschool that she was woo in love with him was a basic scumbag. Money won't buy her heart. She started a bus
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As a consequence, I give you that feeling you get when you don't feel the feeling that somebody else feels you ARE feeling, which you aren't. If I don't know what I am feeling how
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to this lament. Consequence as when when the world was new a certain nymph asked a certain vow all things except one. The one she wanted to hear it from the most. She didn't & she
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A vow to an illusion is only valid if the illusion outlives the vow. I would be dead in 13 minutes & 8 seconds. The last thing I will hear is my Jelly Bellys spilling across wet ca
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arcane magics being used inside which we are oathbound not to interfere with for fear that our powers could be subverted. I knew now that was a lie but I kept my vow. Not all did.
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I remember talk about the dookie. I remember some laughed at the dookie. The dookie laughed at them. It got to them putting up their dukes; Ellington for him & Of Earl for dookie.
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Just because you never had your cattle house broken you can't expect the rest of us just leave these cow pies where you left them and not charge you an arm and a leg for us to get
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I had to tender my agency card. Henceforth, I did only what was ordained. I forgot and God forgot. We both locked it away in our overgrown wood shack out back under the Wisps of
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I had planned on calling my autobiography "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?: The lives of Futique Custer" but I have just now decided it should be WHO COINED COINED? I don't know why
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I woke up in the present day, in my apartment, on my couch with the bleeding whip marks on my back. I was wearing a field hand's clothes. The world today smelled so much deader tho
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The octopus was big, monstrous even. It killed them both with its flame breath and they ended up in the afterlife. Squidward was mortified. He was dead.
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The existence of columns was never questioned. You had matter, you had columns. What is there to question? Their motives, perhaps, yes maybe. Yes. Columns have motives? What a time
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I carry a memory with me. A moment when a pretty girl at a party smiled across the room at Cedric Schtuffel, the heir apparent of House Schfuffel. The smile was full of knives & sc
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built on mountains of fake news. Real, earthy, dense masses that could support the weight of airplanes, cargo, people and jet fuel.. But now the sinkhole of fake news was there for