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"Hey, give me back my sandwich!" Secretly though I hoped the giant raccoon would keep eating and finish it, because (I giggled maniacally) I had just recovered from a bad case of
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rembled as he took my hand and squatted on his six legs onto my laptop. "Do you see", he squealed, "your editor has changed the word 'testicle' to 'tentacle' in the above text!"
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I feel like a stranger. I think I will go to the beach & kill an Algerian. My mother, who died either today or yesterday, had an opinion about the beach. I do not know what it was.
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faster than Anna Nicole Smith on TrimSpa pills. So he opened a chain of restaurants that featured food fried in his own excess fat and called them Colonel Fried Tidbits. He had to
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And it's school photo day!" I tried to comb my hair in the rest room mirror, but the ooze had covered it by then. I hoped that the ooze would hide my pimples as I slithered to the
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I presumed that my friend was lying when he said that. The marine corps was the toughest thing there was! And though I knew it... Billy seemed unfazed by the rigorous drills. I kne
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And that was what I wrote on my amazing blog for the new millenials of this age. I wrote a bunch of reviews, gaming, and personal pieces. Basic, but potent. My tummy rumbled so I w
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are swathed in pig's blood and chimpanzee vomit, collectively, including those from the intimate back alley bistro Listeria Hysteria, and the bombastic party palace Cholera Calling
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He found a nice big tree - perfect place to hide & consume these bountilicious buckets of Ben & Gerrys while the grunts dug trenches. What's this? Beetle Bailey with Miss Buxley?
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an affront to the nudity police, but the speed of his streaking made his hiny a blur: you couldn't tell his anus from the knotholes of the trees in the forest in our photo.Exposing
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family heirloom! My plesiosaur egg. Fishing it from the bed of Loch Ness was bad enough & now its cracked. I've been sitting on it to hatch it, and only coming up for air once in
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not the worlds best male football player, but before I could say "I know, because I am!" he said "I'm an alien. On my planet football is a matter of life or death.You see, football
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You say that I am up too high, that I ought to watch my step on the high wire. But I want to see where the high wire goes. I can see it goes up into the mountains. Let my feet find
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Me being alive, still, after that moment was your glory. Every part of my life after that moment is your glory. My sons & daughter and their sons and daughters are your glory.
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Then our moment for glory had passed by and we never noticed it. So we lived knowing it was still out there but it wasn't. It had already passed. We didn't know until many years la
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Sometimes defending is acting. Being secretive about being proactive can be a misfire. But you don't want to give too much away. You have to find a balance. New hires at this time?
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Sometimes, you find yourself in the diner scene from Mulholland Falls but you're not one of the guys at the scene table or even in the camera's eye. You're the dishwasher in the ba
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No one wanted to go the bbq I was hosting so I decided to become a Princess of
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The donut renegade that dominated the planet Pluto. The gringo syndicate decided to lax off the Jupiterans and the Uranians. But the stash of donuts ran cold. They needed new space
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Sometimes, you just know that the folder who handed off to you is HOT & that she wants you. You know whatever she wrote also has code telling you what she wants to do to you. Castr