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"Sure, sure, sure, Maybe dear could you just move over hair? I can't see the hot tamale man." *Blush* "Thaaanks Maybe you're a pal. See you around."
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Is a ferocious baconator. Everything she ate or drank needed the essence of the delectable bacon she dearly craved. So me using basic Half&Half instead of Heavy cream in my white R
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I had a sloppy joe and a dank meme for breakfast but today was supposed to be Ramadan
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Mr. Russian and Mr. Blue looked all over Moscow but could not find the Caviar. However what they found was a single photo of Vladimir Putin riding on a bear. Mr. Russian suddenly k
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That was the beginning of their long journey to finding their truth. The magical spells on the Mirror of Insanity had them besotted to the thirst of power. The two froze still as
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, that is to say that the manatee's tails were long ago infested with flukes. The manatees were complacent about the flukes until one day a particularly rude fluke decided to
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lable in weasel and porcupine. "Weasel will do," she nods, "My ex was a weasel." She begins to read the manual. M: Insert the crank-a-doodle in the windermajig and pop the spurt-
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all in all, most say that half 'n' half works best to improve the flavor of Soviet Russian coffee, so I always leave a pitcher by the samovar on odd days when I can buy some. Ivan
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"Yes sir, our tale is set towards Discovery" The captain scowled, "of what discovery young private?" The young boy in clad blue and white uniform smiled. "The story of ᴄʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ
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ve in. After years of writing shoddy magazines draped in deception and snaggy lies, you see that your happiness and the happiness of others were ruined by those rumors. Deciding to
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The great "Tilt" phenomenon amongst angsty teen gamers. With the triggered juice in the can with NaCl listed on it. I the great Baratheon Nurse of Dr. Salt Soda decided to do the
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That is what I thought he said but I realized quickly that he had actually said savages because the zombies had already infected The Oscars. Tom Cruise had been eaten by Penelope
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Then Everlasting stopped lasting and it turned out the title had been a Space real estate scam. I was the Royal Heir to a one square inch Kingdom on Calliope, one of the moons of
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Divided equally amongst the crew, the Crown, and the Ring. Lord Hydias retreated to Carsoccone where he set his wizards to drying up those rivers they liked to dance about. He forb
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That a giant ring of Great power was instilled in that note. It whispered great and powerful things. I trembled as I saw Longjohn Silver twirl the note in front of my face.
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-efinately complete. I looked around for the tabasco. For what is an ultimate powerhouse of a sandwich without tabasco? Nervously, I rummaged through the cupboard and found
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Once upon a time, a giant dragon with the name of MEME entered the galaxy. With firey golden claws, and majestic ephemeral scales that shimmered- he danced amongst the stars.
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you encounter the comic of doom. He loves your cheesy jokes he laughs unendingly at them . Only too late you feel your soul being sucked out. "The comic will have all humor." his e