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A gasp escaped the watchers as they realized how smoothly he had changed the colors. 1st: They had not expected there to be colors, and 2: if colors were involved only two schemes
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Who threw their ark at me? You can't tell me. Because the stars and the streetlights are in this fight. It is heading downtown with a noun in the pound that they just found was str
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I could hide on the opposite side, having more time before the unnaturally-hot sun melted it away. I had to find a way to destroy Doctor Malicious' giant orbital magnifying glass.
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appealed to the Great Mutant God. "O GMG," I pleaded, "Please make the humans stop killing each other." The GMG frowned with all seventeen mouths and thought a long while before
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Boy was mom surprised when she tried to remove the toy warships from the tub. The ants you'd putt on them were panicked and bit the heck out of her arms. What'd you get a month gro
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Rebbie the heebie-jeebies. " So it was decided that 49er would swim with the sea-monkeys wearing a pair of cement adult undergarments.
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many of you know that he is the brother of Bob Barker, the inventor of that short 1920's hairdo. Oh yes, he's that old. Made a pact with the devil, he did. The price was right.
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I said Boy, she's a girl / Looks like Milton Berle, now. / Koi is a fishy in the sea-monkey sea / Roy, to you and me. / Effie was the queen of the worms / tell you where to go /
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I think they will see that I had no idea what I was doing when I launched the Doomsday Device. The shiniest. I blinked a relived the Hairspray Incident and accidentally launched.
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was sensational until it flooded one summer and all the macaroni exhibits were cooked al denti. So we rebuilt it using old tires. The hall of presidents made of tires was a grotesq
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baby, biting my hand as I fed her. "Ouchie, Elizabeth! Bad!" I admonished the scorpion as my hand swelled beneath the bandage. The hallucination faded as my adrenaline raced
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Sa serena cau menuda, la nit mos diu adiós, recordau-se'n mon amada, de qui es recorda de vos. Sempre de mi recordau-vos, que em váreu encaptivar...
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sa serena cau menuda la nit mos diu adiós, recodaru-se'n mon amada de qui es recorda de vos
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hiding under the bed with his night light and a book of girl mags. He's 35 years old for frick sake. He needs to move out of his mother's ship and get his own landing pad. I laughe
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Just like my uncle Loomie!" Here goes: Once upon a time, my Uncle Loomie was walking on his hands through the woods when a strange sight met his bellybutton. His abdominal mouth
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Their cards are not even heavy yet. Their eyes still too bright. Wait, wait. Until the moment is right.
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I just need to be finally found. You people that walk by me in the street are not even looking. Their concerns are pushing them faster and faster towards the next concern which wil
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His thoughts trailed off into the endless void that filled his consciousness. They had already exhausted their resources, and of what little remained would not be of much use.
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She haunts the day with all her might but she knows that she isn't real. So she really only haunts herself. The other haunts avoid her. They know. She was a haunt while she lived.
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have any resentment towards you or your family in spite of recent events. "But you told the city council.." "Not another word, I would prefer to keep the story sound, now to