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He had hairy knuckles and long arms with a sloped forehead and big feet. Not to be confused with big foot, he could do math and dance the tango but honestly he looked like Lurch.
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just give me all your dollars, cents, rupis, yen and... Hey wait where are you going?!" Nat looked at the greasy vendor of phony tickets to Disneyland. "I'm going to Six Flags!"
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. No I love bats, baseball bats, vampire bats, fruit bats and even dingbats. That's why I would never besmirch Batman. In fact I am Batman. ... In my dreams, of course. It's legit!
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This is why I avoided the meaning of life questions, preferring instead to ask what meaning can I add to life. What purpose can I give another. I ran around altruistically do good.
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& so it happened,as I said it would, but then I also said I'd say that and so I did. But this was never about me anyway. Was it? When I asked myself for the answers, who but me cou
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turned me in for starting the great fire of 1910. Three million acres gone just because I have an explosive hot head. I thought the flamingos were my friends but they were really r
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Olmstead was currently reading Alice Bailey's book on the rituals of initiation. He underlined in green ink and realised why only Book Book store stocked her numerous volumes.
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like anchovy caviar on salt pork...or is it saltpeter?" Of course he knew if there was even a trace of saltpeter inside a booger shot out of his arse that it was Guinness Nitro IPA
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a parkinson's patient with his legs blown off at the knees." I sobbed even more. "Father that is horrible and a mean thing to say to your own son." Alocadas laughed. "Your my secon
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It is a fact, as factual as a fact can be factual; I'm neither a politician nor a journalist. It is a fact that twigs and berries and strawberry creams are always in my dreams!
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Beth was born blind. When the doctors removed the bandages all that she had fealt before with her fingers, nose and ears was visible. It was ugly! The world was ugly and disgusting
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set in motion. Wiggling worm people related to leeches danced about singing in high pitch voices only dogs could hear, tunes that sound like whistle while you work. It was all terr
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they all piss their pants. It's funny! It's also true." These rednecks eyed Lawrence up and down, tanking him for a city slicker. Little did they know he was once a survival expert
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have discovered the fountain of youth and bathed in the glittering gold dust from El Dorado. It happening I tell you. "Here sir take your pill... no no the blue one, not the red!"
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crowd would cheer appreciatively at Squiggles' good-humored antics, with the beheaded bodies making a special effort to join in the clapping. For his next waggish act, he poked out
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running for President. "Madam," reporters would ask "is it true you support free trade?" That's where Glenda's adroitness came into play: "Yes- but only within certain parameters!"
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of all things. Was it possible A17 found them to be more interesting than she did Eric? Then he remembered the time he had insisted they while away the night chanting prime numbers
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vibrations and undulating good-moves brought forth a torrent of gushing clear liquid that swirled around and around Uranus. Venus was jealous, Saturns rings kept it
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Jo Jo wasn't too sure The kitchen was nice and he knew that an armistice was coming but, there was the neighbor. She was super nosy. She already had her nose pressed to the window.
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I was any passenger! I jumped up from my seat and using my unscrupulously gotten talent of lock picking I opened the door. I grabbed the only parachute. "See ya later suckers!" I