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It didn't occur to me until I had let the zombies and monsters out of the mirror that they might not assist me in my escape after all--that, instead, they might go for my brains!
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"What do you think I am, a dunce?" Charlie leaned over the counter and, after a quick exchange of cash, he handed me the ice cream cone. "This'll be our little secret," I said.
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assets. I pretended to read a newspaper, eying denizens as they passed. Moments later, I found my target--an old, lumbering woman. Her identity would be easy to snatch. As she
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Professor Ziti and his minions at the University of Illinois were resrarching this subject in 2063. One century before Dt. Rjvdgjfgnsky had started a project before suddenly dying.
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Slappy the the mad clown and General Custard met at a park on the way to the world famous strip club in the south of Brazil. It was time for a
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The National Retribution Association. It mostly consists of Parents who wait for their spoiled children to grow up & have kids. They then send these loud, obnoxious toys & legos.
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blew my whistle. He glanced back finally. Upon seeing the scary looking fin, he swam for the nearest buoy and climbed aboard. Billy bobbed bounced back and forth with the waves
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" I did General pudding mouth & if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, other than blood pudding.Fitting for someone named Custard, don't you think?" I laughed insan
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ingers. That's how these fashionable jeans are so skin tight. Once the fingers are stretched the joints become the knees. Dracula was outraged no one cared Frankenstein was gettin
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had such phantasmagoria lurked through the airs of the Earth! The First Church of The Sun preached its religion in constructions of deoxyribonucleic acid. They jerked when a voice
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many nude bodies could fit in these serene hot waters. The saunas were packed with heavy heaving men in white towels. The thin men wen smashed into the narrow cracks between. It wa
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if your ID didn't match your photo or was phony you incurred the wrath of the stinging cat scratches. People have let the cat population go semi-tamed for years in fear of this
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phony who would say absolutely anything to part people and monkeys from their money and bananas. Only little Mona the monkey could see through Browning Shartz's trickery. She tried
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Веселье близится, звучат фанфары, хлопушки, смех, баян, гитары! А мы, заботясь обо всех, готовим праздничный забег! Как только утро озарит столы и площади багрянцем,
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ggy boatswain snatched me by the girdle and heaved me to the deck. "Thinkin' o' jumpin' ship, ay?" he said with a toothy grin, shoving the contract in my face. "Looks like yore
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Swarm. The plan was simple--Gigi would fly into the nearest PetSmart and gather intel on a manager who was suspected of running a meth lab out of his office. Then Gigi would
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All that matters is the horrid smell of putrid athlete's foot mixed with fresh doggy poo. An this is what I found my feet smelled like the day of my engagement party. My fiance
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now brown cow...bird?" The other parakeets wisely did not interrupt. They waited for all catcalls to end before they flew toward an open window. The cat couldn't catch
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Who had a sprained ankle. He was merely following a centuries old tradition. The Elizabethan banquet had six courses. The first was a rat's nest salad, so named after its tossed
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Sir Osbert Limberger. He is unmistakeably staking out the cheese department. Sir William Gorgonzola is with him. Together they are unusable on pizza. Chef Paulinus was thrilled.