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But I felt nothing but thankfulness to the grubs that et me & the crows that took my remains to the air.I was now in the earth & the sky. I had the traitor who'd done me in surroun
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At the Department of Philosophy's year end bash, Flander transformed from duck to pyramid to cube to dodecahedron. This sparked a heated debate regarding Plato's theory of Forms
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As the manbutt loomed closer, I covered Kayla's eyes. We heard a voice issuing from that putrid orifice: "Men have traveled to the moon, but the mooner suffers no man to pass."
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where she hoped to lose the lecherous Count. She could hear the faint murmur of the party far behind her, but she there! Footsteps muffled by soft leaves!
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"Leave the spider dial on too long... and you'll BREAK THE NET." I turned away in disgust. "As if. Not even a Kardashian could do that." The spider phone began to glow.
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The color-blind prince was hungry for fashion and under my strict tutelage. No white after labor day, accessorize in brights, no mixing prints. He studied with great fervour
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around a marimba to the loo, to parties & on hot dates required more explanation from her peers than she felt was necessary. Mostly she just struck E major to communicate her angst
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The hermit crab shared his hermitude with other kindred souls, and his infamous support group was aptly named Herman's Hermits. They laughed, they cried. They ate apple pie.
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Would it be X, B or RB? I continued to hang on the icy cliff, frozen lake beneath my feet several feet down. B? I fell towards the ground, screen turning black. Then regenerated.
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She peered into the misty cauldron, eyeing the Office Depot smock on the disgruntled customer service representative. "Yeah, my stapler's broke. I want me monies." Witchy cackled
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A jellybean soldier stumbled, and instantly the liquorice whip was upon his shoulders. "Get up, soldier!" General Lollipop screamed. "You are a disgrace to Candyland!" The soldier
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into a comedic farce, there was nothing I could do but howl and rage against the cruel joke. But I had friends in high places, and the heart of the mountain wouldn't stand for long
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People were always searching for Aging, trying to find them and lead them toward the path they were meant to be on so they could finish their journey.
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She accidentally dropped one ornament as she was putting it on the tree. It shattered and she was hit with the fumes of laughing gas. Timmy's mom started laughing uncontrollably
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a piece of the giant pineapple. The elders prevented them from getting near it. "We cannot just give our only source of food to everyone at once! Everyone leave, now!"
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"We both know what you did. And now you must be punished". Brandish her rosary, the nurse began to chant in a strange tongue. The lights flickered, and my wound ached.
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That and a place where the naughty lost sheep can hide. These sheep are as feral as the lines we fold, but that is okay. The folds follow us like a puppy, we get ideas everywhere!
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While Luke was busy demanding his meat freedoms, his sister was facing another battle. You see she was being denied chocolate in all forms. She needed chocolate to survive.
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Your abstraction was vaguely insouciant towards this moment's arrival such that it makes me, us really, question it's commitment to truly Being Here Now. Being Now Here. Here Being