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dress and glittery heels. The only problem was... She had bright green skin. I'm honestly not sure what happened to her but there was no way we were going out to the restaurant.
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The thing is, I had no idea. I had been trying to make out with this guy but the owner of the place had to come in and tell us his grandma died on the couch we were on.
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This dog shit smelled divine. It resembled... crushed rose petals. Or something to that effect. In any case, Niles was overjoyed to be standing in the lump of dog faeces.
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already made up. There had to be a catch but he could never pass up a bargain & Jeff always wanted to live in the Interstitial suburbs, but we became the plaything of the galactic
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a giant vat of bud light. It was still in the cooling phase. Inside it were drunken sharks that looked glassy eyed & swam in squiggly circles trying to focus on their next meal but
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One, the Fuhrer sang, mimicking James Joyce when he violated the silence policy at the Dublin National Library. The sky responded by dropping footballsize ice pellets on his head.
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"Very well Sir, I will cancel your whiny hiney. Could I order you something more appropriate? A trumpet or a noose?"
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I recommend drinking Mississippi's Concoction from El Dorado. Unless the cat that scratched you was a Stygian Sphinx; is so only the Waters of Lethe will help you, and then not muc
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They get darned out of existence with special needle and thread - or they used to be. Now, socks get thrown out, like everything else. People are so wasteful! Shame on us sheeple.
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Blackout the roadside billboards that were offending social justice warriors. There were 632 of them. It took a long time to find enough material to cover them completely.
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but I all ready know the recipe for Clamato!" Zeus stared at her blankly, being unfamiliar with Clamato, himself, but when Athena made him a Clamato-y Mary cocktail he could see
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announced that when time began again everyone would find it and read the partial remnants and determine that the great gods wished he world cleansed a commit mass suicide. Now he
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As well as the needfor more safe zones. Dr. Dog offered colouring books, apple juice and Legos as therapy. Dr. Cat offered her mousing service for those suffering from musophobia.
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Family was going to move in December 1st. They included the entire clan, since this was no ordinary house. It had been designed for sea monkeys by sea monkeys so it had extra
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The perilous waters of folding stories amidst the demand for logical content even the minions can understand. Folded stories are not like that! They are the best way to circumvent
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are more rare than a bumblebee horse. When you visit the family jewels in the tower of Lunchdon they make you take your shoes off so you can't kick them without hurting your toes.
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demonic study session, that's all!" said C'tharnak. "Well, as long as its educational," said his mother, "but this time please clean up all the sputum." C'tharnak rolled his many
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ow. The prophecy spoke of having to get out of bed every morning & go to work. Really!? Lame! So I consulted the guru of hulu who told me that I would find love at the bottom of a
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Shrek was a kind, strange, layered ogre. Until a half jilted lord, a crazed fairy godmonster & a spoiled would be prince conspired through time and death to steal his bride. Fire
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I think the lighting is generally the cause of so many pills. Succumbed to Sin? Couldn't see the light. Lain with thy brother's wife? She's light on the teeth. Cargo pants? Fashion