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They knew they needed a place to crash. When at Lollapallooza, they stayed at 2537 N. Clark St. Apt. A. It was right over Starbucks. Luckily they had Joe's phone number. He agreed.
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go jump in a Hawaiian volcano. He got all piss at me and threw his bag of Cap'n Crunch: Oops All Berries at me. I swiftly dodged the sugary projectile and lunged for the bunny's th
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Bills's heart monitor pinged. "We have to move the body right now!" He told Hillary. "It may be dumped in Choctaw Ridge, off the Tallahachee Bridge", Hillary replied.
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"What do you mean the robots are on strike? They can't do that. I own them. They work 24/7 or I send in the strike breakers"
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killing the entire species. It was Clinton or die. The Martians had done everything in theory power to stop the rival species king, Donald Trump, from being elected, but prospects
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Wassa plumber ina badassa game. Mia Uncle Mario & Mia other Uncle Luigi. Wea heard things abouta thema. Lika why them pretty girlies kepta runnin offa. They wasn't gettin anya in
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But then a bright beam of light came down. Space hippies. "Again!" I exclaimed. This is the third time this month!" I had to stop making tacos. So the kids, hubbie and I
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"It's simple! You just have to wait untill they drop drunk!" Jeremy laughed as the innkeeper served another found. Ten minutes later, the royal guards were already drunk.
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-long-legs & a jar of myrh to cross the dessert using only the Milky Way & a bright star to guide me. 2. A close encounter with an angelic host announcing the birth of a King. 3.
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Have General Custer steal it. From himself before he had it all the while knowing he was coming for it. It was impossible. Even for him. Which is why he swore he would do it.
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Fleshy tried backtracking but she wouldn't buy a single word. "Just a friend of mine" Fleshy said. "Oh really?" she asked. Fleshy had already dug a deep enough hole for himse
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that his noodles were as black as the rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean called amabo. This was confusing because his noodle were supposed to be "pink Ramen" his odd obsessio
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Our flesh tends to crawl when we are reminded about what's under it. It's a meat thing, you wouldn't understand. Oh, you're cute at Halloween and all, but at other times you tend
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her girlfriend, Nya Pramburg, that she was in deep shit. "Come now, deathbot out of control!" As the message sent, Johnson stirred on the martian terrain, where he had been shocke
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tal Insurance calenders and he would move on the Nationals next month in Las Vegas. So he figured he had a month to find a frilly open shirt and a damsel. He had no idea on the 1st
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cheese shoes, he'd never be able to live it down. He'd have to forfeit the car and the flat and live in a box in an alley. Luckily the King loved it all but the toe holes and the
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He let out a comically pitiful last gasp as he croaked from my killshot. Then my spine tingled harder than before. It felt as if he were on my six. The Lord of Memes' deep laughter
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said "Gracie" on the chat room. I typed "I see that the inappropriate caps have struck again". "What Do You Mean?" she asked. "Nevermind" I typed
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Indeed, we should be careful to give the next Folder an idea of what was going on in the story, otherwise one has to shoot in the dark. Suddenly, a shot was heard in the dark.
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unease, lacking comfort in herself, estranged from her surroundings and wondering just where she stood and where her life was going. The grey sky reflected her stormy mood