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, recalling nights spend on the street with only cement as a pillow. The rats would skitter over all of the ones rejected by society, all the ones with no place to belong to. Jim
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French border. Daisy Cow was fighting relentlessly. As Billybob tried to convince Spring the mad clown to give him his cheeseburger. "Why are we stealing the Monacan queen's cow?"
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full of bloatware and useless apps. But don't let that stop you from running your smudgy little fingers all up and down my smooth, hard - screen. Ooo that tickles. Closer closer
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unable to forgive us and just let us all move forward. Bob the skeleton is a drag! Martha, would you please just throw Bob out the window? He's annoying our guest. So Martha threw
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All the lumberjacks pulled into Bob's Lumber-Drivethru and began to hoot and holler at the movie. About half cheered for Eddie Scissorhands; the other half for Sammy Chainsarms.
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muy triste porque es el fin del fin de semana. Todos los domingos se siente deprimida y sale al parque a buscar amigos por que ella no tiene muchos. Aunque ss muy simpatica no
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annoyed. Her pain mattered little to them. What did was that their legs were growing numb and their asses all ached as they sat, crammed in like sardines waiting for the poker game
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navigator. I was going to end up lost forever, swallowed by the ocean in a paper coffin. The Bermuda Triangle would show me no mercy. It maybe would if SuperS111 was here. My yacht
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Fly by the seat of your pants. You need wings and the only way to get them is to earn them. Once you earn them, you can do just about anything you want, within reason. Such advice
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Decided to grow both fur and wings simultaneously and see what animal he ended up as. He turned out to be a bat-cat. This meant that he could fly around the house all night and
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Think I didn't work at a pizza joint for life unless the universe had no flying tomatoes, green peppers, jalapenos, poultry sausage, pepperoni, onions or mushrooms? I am accustomed
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Hadn't ever been inside the Great Pyramid-like structure of brain cells but once inside you don't want to leave. How many neurons were juiced and made into brain salad in two hours
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The word was, you never really want to go to pippopippi. You cannot escape pippopippi in a world that is upside down. You would rather visit Uncle Pepperoni and Aunt Rutabaga. They
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Obsidian Chu Chuallin Gilgamesh 911 did and as the old adage goes, "He who smelt it dealt it", thus giving me naming rights. I decided to call it Obsidian to get a dig in on him.
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They want to rule the world, and the megalomaniacal guinea pig on the Donald's head was no different. He yanked the Donald's shaggy eyebrows up on his forehead and made him tell
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tear into a bear carcass. The other animals laughed and called me Schizo-Bunny. I would show them who to laugh at! Maybe a nice pink clover would give me the strength to wreak my
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my doorstep, along with the cottage cheese I had ordered. Marley was the worst Blood/Milkman in the world. If you ordered Type A he's bring Type O. So I laid a charm to make Marley
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tossed the electric nose picker into her cocoa and turned around while she electrocuted her lips. She never was too bright. Until now. Her lips looked kinda sexy smoldering like th
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because we are low people with lowbrow humor and frankly we make ourselves sick. But we do come from wealthy families and can afford the finest medical care. Your job would entail
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-B guns were left at the door, as they tended to startle the flock of starlings that had flocked to the flocked avian apse. The sheep and cows had their own apse, too. The chickens