"No way...." Ezekiel thinks to himself, "It's really him."

Ezekiel paced back and forth along the cobblestone, hoping that the way his feet ached would subside as soon as God answered. Then, he could finally sit.

. "Yes, the recital, that would be the perfect excuse..." And so, after manufacturing an argument, Jim did it. He pushed his brother down the stairs with one word: "Oyasumi."

Jim got so confused and stressed out that he dumped both flasks in the sink. "Jim!" the senator screamed, "what the hell are you doing? My daughter gave me that, get your hands off

The army of lawnmowers came rushing towards me I couldn't escape!

My girlfriend wouldn't even believe me about the ghostly sightings I found after I discovered that CD lying in the attic along with the player. Last night, I saw a CHILD'S ghost on

"C-c-cold...so...cold...I don't know why...I feel so cold...now." Poppi sat, pale blue eyes and faded scarlet hair enraptured in the snow fluttering between her hopes and her life.

The music blasted into my ears as I walked to the bus stop. I did a little dance as cars passed me but I didn't care what any of them thought. I turned the street to my stop when..

The time had come. It was time for the mass destruction the planet of the purple pants have been planning for plenty of years

Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away.

Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away.

It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.

adorable that they distracted me from my actual goal, and pointed me within this direction. I just have to make sure that this time-space strain doesn't happen again. I have to try

It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.

It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.

Whenever we would attack another pirate ship, we would always get injured, so thank God we have full coverage.

I always wondered why that toe became something i couldn't live without.

was sent to the New Halifax mines after he stole a loaf of bread from a bodega. He was sitting in a rocket crammed with other prisoners and pondering his fate. After all, it was

No hate crimes in Xenophobe, North Carolina, no siree! We are incredibly welcoming. We are happy to accept everyone who comes to our town. As long as they look just like us.

I mean, it wasn't THAT bad. It was just a rift in the universe, no biggie. Nothing we couldn't fix.