Unshod I trod across the quad to join my squad: Claude, Maude, Todd, and some new broad from abroad, ℺ØÐđ. She was a bawdy one too. Three for five! Sex & seven eighths. "Nein!" Ten

resort to the "I can't believe I forgot a beautiful woman's name. I must have been dazzled by your eyes" ploy. Luckily a passing woman caught her attention by calling her Attila.

-ed prophets of our ruin, & Trans Ann Marie, a daughter of a different kind of father. To hone the point finer than it needed Trans Ann Marie drove a Trans Am in the Grand Prix.

Bear Grylls climbed outside the box (it was a box ski lift, see...) and severed the connection to the cable. The ski lift box fell onto the icy slope and slid at a terrifying speed

Bob. So, flip right back, land on your tail, a tail of a marmoset, that Flanigan stole from the City Zoo, a fact he did regret. The Skipper was a big buffoon; Flanigan was his foil

We had something in mind when we started this. Of this we are sure. We just don't know what that had been. We couldn't understand why not a single one of us remembered what we were

Penny & Cindy were walking to school. They left together from Penny's house at 7:15 AM. It was 11 blocks to school. On the way they would cross 8 streets & through 2 tunnels. Their

for being repeatedly stabbed by her emotional support monkey. For appearances Dr. Mumblestutter would have to reanimate her. He tweaked a few things. His reanimated dog Max pointed

, rivalled only by a lack of discipline, & her penchant for dancing the Watusi in the nude, made me confident I would score, but the game was young, & I was yet to reach 1st base.

Bubbalah Boychik had been assigned to this duty, much to his chagrin. He did not know from fashion. All he knew was that polyester melts when you get cigarette ash on it. J. Edgar

Okay, so what! It’s not unusual for a person with severe gas pains to let out a little smiling grimace. Not a real smile, per se; more a smirk when a gas pain subsides a tiny bit.

“Burnt flesh? Isn’t that a bit zombie-like?” “No. Not a bit. Zombies like their flesh fresh. The fresher the better!” “Are you sure? Where I’m from, they like their flesh toasted.”

From a lot of people, mostly women, many of them ex-wives, he was estranged. That was the legal jargon used: Estranged, & paramour; used when he shacked up with a married woman.

From a lot of people, mostly women, many of them ex-wives, he was estranged. That was the legal jargon used: Estranged, & paramour; used when he shacked up with a married woman.

My friend Siqo Nakashima-Liebowitz-Garcia told me that he heard that in the 56.24th dimension there is a day that lasts a whole month. Granted, it is a month that only lasts 1 day.

The Emliif Collective learned the hard way a long time ago to not discount the bacteria contained in the colons of visiting Earthlings. The Collective had lost 2 colonies to a tiny

I ain't not well. Not even close to how far. Still, the sun was shining and the clouds didn't seem menacing for a change. I ventured out for a bit of melted beef a cannibal sold me

China Man was rapping in the back when the Fedex guy delivered a large case of Crayola crayons. The music was loud and nobody heard the Fedex guy at the door. He left it behind the

a lost soul implies a had, implies design, implies being found, Why ascribe sadness to the soul? It is beyond this & that. It is above pulling over and asking for directions as his

a d20. "Y'see, DnD players be like, 'Everything in life is an even 5% chance,' but Fate players be like, 'It's all about your skill and creativity!' And don't start me on GURPS!"