be able to pound out the dent in hr forehead plate with a rubber mallet. This, she hoped, would stop the Neptunal transmissions, but it only gave her a headache. Incoming messages

But enemies are far from devils, far from nemesis. Those would be the Algonquin-style elitists who think they're better than you because they smoke. It's why you can only give up.

so did her thighs, until she would not look out of place in a Wal-Mart, if I'm thinking of the same person here. I might not be. Her name has been lost to antiquity, by which I

and Melania rose, a decrepit zombie. Enraged by the loss of her penis, Melania joined Godzilla in truncating the city's taller buildings, like a pair of radioactive weed-whackers.

Bleeding, I collapsed, a crawling thing with trousers 'round his ankles. My vision was wavy as the ocean. Though I tried to cling to the world, all I grasped was sand. The beach

in his practiced falsetto, "What are you wearing?" Matlock responded, "A white three-piece suit with a clashing tie." 2 hours later, Matlock & Barney Fife were groping in an alley

ime in the summer, as the heat expands the rivets. But you tighten yourself in the cold and grasp onto anything nearby. Life's not a parade of anything so solid as words. The robot

"Elixir" is a word which here means "poison". Smite the world of its pestilence. Nightmine was a drug of dreams, a fantasy afterlife people could sleep through. Freedom is fatal.

able to tamp down the bile. My illegal romance with Kendar the elf was impacted by my deafness. As a bard, he needed too much to endure the painful irony. I stopped visiting that

to his utmost degree. But sometimes all the nothing in the world doesn't amount to something. You're left with nothing in your pockets & nothing but nothing for prospects. Mitchell

em to the Internet where my ex-boyfriend had posted the unsolicited images. D.I. Mitchell, heart pounding, veins throbbing, picked up a paparazzo and hurtled him into the birdbath.

that was the orchestrated version of the love theme from Putt Putt's Day at the Abattoir was burrowing into my skull and eating what little was left of my brain after a shadow of a

Wallace was a genius, but, because of the Great Depression, he dropped out of high school and worked as an Usher at the local Movie Theater. It was then he decided to be an actor.

Wallace was a genius, but, because of the Great Depression, he dropped out of high school and worked as an Usher at the local Movie Theater. It was then he decided to be an actor.

-testine and shook at at them and they said "Ew" and ran away. Stan was happy to have vanquished the goons, but sort of disappointed that it had been done so peacefully. The dog

The scheme worked like this. Steal pet. Leave random demand: cash to app. Meanwhile, sell pet on street for $10 with ransom receipt. Buyer has cheap pet & possibly ransom money.

the drunk lobsters to go home before steamed. So Max went to Pizza Hut to confront the drunk lobsters. A bunch of the voices in his head screamed for him to not go to Pizza Hut to

One must remember that General Custer, the time-traveling cyborg mercenary from the past/future, was just as often seen as the bad guy whenever he was involved in something. Losers

Brutal is the word that comes to mind when I think about that day. She didn't hold back. She nailed him right between the eyes with her first comment and didn't let up until he was

Your Honor, my client is blameless. He had just finished a grueling 10-hour final exam at the Flay Culinary College, when he stuffed the ballot box with cream cheese and pimiento.