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After all, it's a rainbow bridge, and rainbows are a trick of the light. In the darkness there are no rainbows, only gloom and murky grey. So long as you skulk in the shadows,
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eror penguin, as penguins have no opposable thumbs to manoeuvre the staplers. "Look, kid," I said, "you're literally a talking penguin. I know more than you." "Hey!" he squawked.
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all, Olaf decided to get pissed off and killed everybody who were Transgreys
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Or that 90% of the world's entire population has not seen and does not care about any of the Hobbit movies whatsoever and yet, they somehow live perfectly normal functioning lives.
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and no one cares. So it easy for me, so easy I say, to grab my best friend, always there, the man in the bottle who drinks in from my soul, drinks deep of it every day...
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-ami. (translation: Miami, Ivanka can't spell, so everything is done phonetically). Regardless, like a slowly moving river, the American people didn't notice these horrific new law
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lding a Kosher dill. "Moishe!" he exclaimed over his shoulder. "WHAT!" was the reply. "How you gonna soive the floppy pickle to our dear friends what? With the pickle that's all
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their chiropodist badge, a high honor indeed for any squirrel. "Tally ho!" said Crispin. "I've bloody got it! I've finally got my bloody chiropodist degree! Fancy that!" His partne
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- Mary being sighted and all, most would say it wasn't quite fair, but then, you don't know about Mary. See...how do I put this delicately...Mary is, well, she's special.
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Chuck Morris found it extremely irritating which made it all the funnier. Next we started replacing "Momma" in "Your Momma" jokes with "Chuck Morris". We were really driving him m
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next. When I saw him I made my way across the crowded dance floor determined to get an answer. I shoved my scribble covered hand in his face. "TANGO!" he screamed and grabbed my
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"You mean that grandy dandy fine and fancy grandfather clock?'' replied Darling. "I don't know much about interstellar space travel and safety be damned but I'm not sure that will
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message board and once a month everyone got together to cosplay as their favorite rodent. There were mice, rats, squirrels, prairie dogs, chipmunks, porcupines, beavers, guinea
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then swallowed it. He liked how it was heavy with the tang of blood. Gregor would give it a few minutes & cough up another loogey in a bit. He was really enjoying himself. An itchy
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that was left after a nasty MemeWar. It wasn't enough that black night long cat had to faced off against white day long cat in the rubble that was the Western Seaboard. They had to
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flies because I'm so fucking gay that I don't even recognize what's a fly" Then Tom the Toad proceeded to hop to the sea while thinking about his life choices that may cause really
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Never agreed to listen to your crappy songs while you clean the house. Then the CEO of McDonald's called you and said
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The monkey is having a field day. The monkey doesn't have a past. The monkey only has a right now. The monkey is committed to the moment. The monkey has your launch codes. The monk
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The monkey in me suddenly remembered that there were bananas on the other side of this wall. Squares that look round looked around, ready to expound about the cultural relevancy of
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Suddenly he was in his kitchen dancing to some Barry White while he stripped and cleaned a foot locker full of automatic weapons embossed with the praying hands of theDevil’s mom.