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So she pulled out the nail (ouch) and didn't flinch when things went tumbling and crashing down. The floor was soon covered with dozens of picture frames. Bare walls greeted her.
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somewhere else, I hoped. But a giant blaze arose in the distance, and an acrid smell of smoke hung in the air. I dashed outside to close the gate and froze. A reaver with its back
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Big 2: The Revenge of Zoltan was playing along with Family Plot on continuous loop in the background the day the Floozies flew the coop in Ricky's rusty coupe. They left the babies
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"You're in the wrong neighborhood, Father Fondler", said the Birkenstocked walking head. The father fondler didn't waver. The head sniffed at him. "The Relic", asked the red pincus
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7. stream of consciousness claptrap quack. 8. You trying, again, the 2nd Person. 9. You trying, again, the 2nd Person again. 10. Me pushing General Custer out of this multiverse.
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which rhymes with P which stands for Ptolemy Brothers, the First Brothers in Viking Funerals in the Tri-State Area. IF YOU WANT A VIKING FUNERAL, YOU SHOULD THINK PTOLEMY BROTHERS.
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The new Police Commissioner felt the Case of Tina Luguna's Lost Baggie was lingering but was surprised when Det. Manatee showed up on the 1st day of the new year with renewed optim
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lawn dart safety dummy too! The email with the plum job offer arrived on his flight to Ethiopia. He wondered how small the snakes titties would be. Did they kick like cows?
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convenience of removing a double chin in a 1-step do-it-yourself OP. Moldable plastic noses! All silicone previously tested! 1-800-4BOOBIES Call now! Our operators are standing by!
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the penguin tossed its headcovering into the hole. One end of it landed at my feet. I'd heard of kicking the habit but this was ridiculous. "Use it to climb out," the penguin said.
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nition - hard evidence. I wasn't planning to become the jackass whisperer, but I had to be prepared to face the braysayers. I had to prove that she was innocent. My client was
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generations of vengeful frogs. "Eat more salamander!" "Live free or die croaking!" Ribbiting amphibians rose up in anger against those who'd stolen their limbs. Bistro
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There was a young couple from Limerick, who were up to hijinks and had a kick, aiming to please, they made Ella Louis, and she arrived New Years Day which is quite a trick.
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admonished, oblivious to the venemous glances on the part of several journalists who secretly worshipped at Crepuscule. At night, Ms. Jarro was drugged & abducted to its tabernacle
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e soup kettles. With naught to do for weeks but eat, I quickly outgrew the underpants, & "Snakeman's Desert Nudist Colony" was born. The nomads now could see what my superpower was
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Having finished his case, the Devil’s Advocate returned to his seat in the tribunal box. The Presiding cardinal struck his gavel and voting began on sainthood for Tina Laguna.
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The ensign barked a laugh. "This is mutiny, fool." The crew threw me from the inflatable raft. I caught hold of a tree branch in the river. I saw the raft go over the waterfall.
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Which brings us back to her adamant attachment to that old chestnut that there could be utterance divorced from intention. She was out there on the side of the road, wearing her sa
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I would rather be by myself then in a group of three- at least then I wouldn't be the out one out among my friends.
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She had small, doll like hands, dainty in their thin white gloves as she sipped from her mug of English Breakfast Tea. A pale biscuit sat on the porcelain plate. She nibbled