, of course, auditioned for the piece, even though we already turned down her twin sister Larissa Paltrow. You've seen one twin, you seen 'em all... General Custer will understand

focus only, and I MEAN GOSH-DARN ONLY after armwork!" Kylee's face, already beat red, now becomes cooled down with two waterfalls from the left and right eye sockets

bottle back, you know the one his grandmother gave to me, after the wedding..." Awkward silence at the end doesn't work, I keep running it through my head that it might, but

It was becoming unbearable. They finally cornered me in a paint shop where my invisibility could only last for so long. A shot rang out into the bucket above me and paint came down

much better as voice would echo under the waves. Perhaps he was strange to some, a half-formed mutant, but truthfully, he was just half mermaid, half human. And he only had music.

frosting over quickly. One of my little toes did not feel like it was soaking into a white sand beach in the Tropic of Gilgamesh on Blu's Court. I called the Steward to send ice cr

Daggett & Norbert, infamous in our area, creeped away through the winding dirt trails towards the river. "I wish I had my guns on me"

while others had sex with their future selves between Pilates and Zumba and an organic Cupertino Scarface latte. Chance was their companion that day because otherwise the weight

The lazy basso nova treated us like palm trees that want just any breeze to rustle their leaves or collect their coconuts. Basso nova was about to get a big surprise if that is wha

Jeez...another nut case standing outside of the Frosty Freeze claiming that he's some superhero from another planet. All I wanted was two scoops of chocolate on a cone. "I am Noot

with himself...no one mattered more to him than himself...and, with that, he rushed out into the electrical storm and wasn't seen or heard from again for twenty years.

rty or more castanet and cellphone playing mariachi crustaceans. The meaning of life would have to wait. He grabbed the nearest senorita and yanked her by the tentacles.

Debbie does who, what, where? Phillie? Chi-town? La La Land? St. Paul? Sin City? Cin Cin Nati? How can Debbie do all these places and forget to do "Big D"? She most be worn out

I thought I saw something floating in the water. Since it was not usual to see a body floating in the Thames, I ambled down to take a closer look...amazing...uneaten shepards pie

with a local king named Minos. We stipulated to the regulators that there would never be a root beer flavored gum. They were not Ogres. That was their one taboo. Human gum was 3rd.

Will was a scapegoat by trade, and knew they would always blame everything on him. That's why he got the big bucks. He would just shrug off the accusations and brace himself for

The rolled out the red carpet on the runway. They hired the best photographers and even brought in the best security. Now give us that million dollar smile Crystal Knight.

Can lead to led poisoning and heartburn. that is why I have staunchly prohibited the following of the laws of physics here in wonderland. The Cheshire cat smiled a toothy grin and

d. They sailed around the world looking but not until he looked in the mirror did he find the parrot's would be assailant. No! not himself but the boogieman.

"It's all right love," she leaned in and bit his lower lip seductively. In the morning feeling quite satisfied, I rolled over only then did I realize the extent of my beer goggles.