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Wealthy humans were oblivious as they were already willing to pay good money to drink coffee that had been pooped out of cats. In fact they deemed the monkey poop a delicacy. So

that instead she was content with the occasionally political argument between old men at the barber shop. That was until the super cool gun runners came through and handed her a

and scrubbed the throne. This wasn't out of obedience, however. Princeling had a tube of glue up his sleeve which only worked on clean surfaces. father couldn't boss him around if

Jack Skellington and his buddies went to order stuffed bell peppers because they were too tired to cook. It was just 8F and the wind chill was below zero. But they didn't care.

Often that a little prince visits his uncle Saint-Exupery on Niburu. The Queen was too old to travel long distances. Niburu was more than 2000 light years from Prince George's home

Twenty seven years later and she betrays me to go out and get what she said she never wanted again. Her home. Pluto; or what is left of it. How was I to know that Musk's offer was

I call her the Laugher because it was her voice that broke the silence; or more like her laugh alerted them we were here. She's back there too. When the demons come for her I hear

one of the Philippine islands. Stranded and with no way to contact the outside world, Mrs. Wong, Mr. Wei, and their three children scrambled to build a shelter and gather food.

Sammy, you can play it for me. I leveled my rifle, watching as Samoan the Duck soared nearer and nearer to the blind. Love at first sight. I scoped in and took the shot.

It didn't occur to me until I had let the zombies and monsters out of the mirror that they might not assist me in my escape after all--that, instead, they might go for my brains!

"What do you think I am, a dunce?" Charlie leaned over the counter and, after a quick exchange of cash, he handed me the ice cream cone. "This'll be our little secret," I said.

assets. I pretended to read a newspaper, eying denizens as they passed. Moments later, I found my target--an old, lumbering woman. Her identity would be easy to snatch. As she

Professor Ziti and his minions at the University of Illinois were resrarching this subject in 2063. One century before Dt. Rjvdgjfgnsky had started a project before suddenly dying.

Slappy the the mad clown and General Custard met at a park on the way to the world famous strip club in the south of Brazil. It was time for a

The National Retribution Association. It mostly consists of Parents who wait for their spoiled children to grow up & have kids. They then send these loud, obnoxious toys & legos.

blew my whistle. He glanced back finally. Upon seeing the scary looking fin, he swam for the nearest buoy and climbed aboard. Billy bobbed bounced back and forth with the waves

" I did General pudding mouth & if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, other than blood pudding.Fitting for someone named Custard, don't you think?" I laughed insan

ingers. That's how these fashionable jeans are so skin tight. Once the fingers are stretched the joints become the knees. Dracula was outraged no one cared Frankenstein was gettin

had such phantasmagoria lurked through the airs of the Earth! The First Church of The Sun preached its religion in constructions of deoxyribonucleic acid. They jerked when a voice