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me about me. I saw me with me in the mirror and accused me of seeing me behind me back. It gave me the me be jeebies. Me thought me and me where me ef ef's but no

She is one smart flower. She has taught me so much identity, genetics, perfumery, and simbiotics. What she knows about tapered penis is astounding. Her sister Lily on the other

Openly being subtle she suggested this moment was the only member of her group. As it should be but I am sure she meant in a different way. I think she is having another experience

Purple haze confusion ticking and tacking to port hard between images to see what we're supposed to see. What we see will make this Story this Story, now and until it ends. Girls

Stems and seeds do not get their fan fare. They're the last step before dry. After that it is all erosion.

tly hands from dirty plastic gloves. The claws wouldn't scratch for a while.

nd Billy said he wouldn't accept used diapers and I could stuff my hopes of recompense in my pipe and smoke it. So I abandoned social conventions and took my diaper-free baby to

How could the war on crime continue if a new super hero did not emerge? 'Tis I Lenny Woman! With the power of high heel kicks and underground techno music, I will stop every evil

he courage to ask anyone to dance. sure he had dentures but at only 25 he shouldn't be toothless. Alas, as a child his family was poor and his mother had pawned all his teeth to th

digging the lands around the swamp was futile given how many had fallen to the fevers. If only the young count could convince the King to send help to drain the disease infested

She was the first woman knight. Her skills in the jousting tournament were unparalleled. She mounted her fine Spanish mustang. He whinnied in the bridle and they were off!

The caddy cursed his Holiness Tenzin, donned his fireproof suit and went golf ball diving. At the bottom of the lava he found a rounded and dimply thing. He set it on the tee, but

He agreed to wear lashed and make chicken sounds, as he was ploughing into me like a lumberjack...

..which is inhumane if you ask me. I like to release the furry creatures after they've been caught or discovered. I think I've wandered into that weird part of the internet again.

liner, no one has say-so over my life. So there. I shell wave goodbye now. Sea what I did there? I shore have been meaning to say that for a long time. Sand is such a pain in the

attract cat people who knitted scarves and had custom furniture built for their furry little ones. Meredith was awed by the free-floating fur, and catnip pushed her over the edge.

it If I recited drunken shakespeare. I swilled the last bit of rum in my glass and nuzzled into a busty blonde wench's bosom. She chuckled until in a puddle of spilled stew I fell.

Now that I was only three inches high I had to climb mushrooms and dodge rocking horse flies. I could barely reach the post box. Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum nearly stepped on me.

mess dress in her Barbie does Dallas outfit. How had it come to this?All my precious memories lay shattered. I left the room and tearfully left town. My mind felt like mush.