Can lead to led poisoning and heartburn. that is why I have staunchly prohibited the following of the laws of physics here in wonderland. The Cheshire cat smiled a toothy grin and

d. They sailed around the world looking but not until he looked in the mirror did he find the parrot's would be assailant. No! not himself but the boogieman.

"It's all right love," she leaned in and bit his lower lip seductively. In the morning feeling quite satisfied, I rolled over only then did I realize the extent of my beer goggles.

squeeze my left boob. He complained a little but that's what I get for having such a boob for an assistant director. The chief did a war dance and my understudy joined in.

Dad, you ad reads: 83 AMC Pacer $1066 w/curse $8,000 w/o curse. "Como dice el Chino", his dad answered from behind the Funnies. "What does he say?" "Todo se paga, everything gets p

Grannie Nan's Vegan Foods commercial. My only concern was, I was cheating and didn't want to get caught. I was overwhelmed by the fame and fortune. So much so that I didn't care

She shrieked, "Eeewe!" but accepted it. " Kermie Darling if this is what it takes to make you give me half frog half pig babies damn it I'm in." She dipped him back. The room shook

theme that is emerging strong on sedition has attracted my attention. Were they placed there to set the agenda? Or is it provacation? I knew the Pluto-Mars Times did not print fake

The corpses of dead patriots rose from the ground eerily preserved in elderberry wine and frankincense. I was shocked but secretly wondered who Frank was.

"Oh no you don't, I know if I do you are going to charge a transfer fee and a storage fee and a collecting fee and..." "Shut up", he said as he pushed me and took my kaleidoscope g

I longed for the times when I was still new, still fresh. But I have become stale like old bread. I passed the mic to the next recovery member.

and style. Pink tutus were in fashion. Plugs and wires took form and they created pink tutu web of infinite power. I followed the spider crystal hatchlings as they attempted to ac

I turned to my co-counsel and mimed asking him "are those the webbed feet you foresaw", that is nail #2. Wait a minute, I just realized that means the prophecy is really in play!

The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use

. Oh yes they did! They bagged it with a giant brown condom. Red & Bubba began to move it towards the exit. So far, no one noticed,being absorbed with the Sex Olympics pole vault.

why I have come to maintain my plentiful mind through brain harvesting. That's right I am the zombie. Not just your average mindless walking moaner. I am the force behind the hoard

underway in nearby Wimbledon. Imagine my vexation at being denied attendance at the tourny by the conflagration in my hotel room. If we weren't rescued soon, we'd miss the main

into my boot & two more into the back seat. When I reached Appendages, Ltd. they had a check in hand for $10,000.00 quid. I had successfully disposed of the evidence. Off to disney

dougnut. How could her granny have thought that this was the way to attract boys. She stunk like black death & the indigestion the sauerkraut-flavored doughnuts gave her fire farts

we backed away from the anomaly slowly. Eventually the field of dreams that had haunted us receded like my hairline. We shot photon torpedos into it, desperately trying to close th