like my brilliant idea for stamping monkey faces onto apricots so that we'd finally know who put the ape in apricot. All my ideas fail, then someone else copies them and they

to heavy drinking on his part. He was known to be abusive and heartless off-camera. Diego was the only pure one of the lot. He put Dora into rehab and got Boots arrested for drunk

ned to the wall sized monitor in front of him. It showed every possible combination of matches between the members and also the ultimate result of each match. The old man choose

and treats than tricks. The dragons laughed so hard they melted the candy and transformed it into one tasty but messy glob. Some got stuck together and had to

The Voice told me in a nightmare that Pope Aloysius V will be the king of the world. That is, if he can starve 7 billion of us to death. We must not allow him to have his way!

Determine whether he is knackwurst, bloodwurst, gelbwurst, schinckenwurst, bockwurst or liverwurst. (The Wurst Kitchen specialised in such delicacies.) NURSE: Okay!

It looks like a half a coconut on a pisspot. Tear drop shape deflected the blast of haughty teutonic laughter. Then we shot! "Ah,clever comrades! And what ziss?" Sergei asked Dr.No

. What can say? People love shiny chrome eye stock! Paparazzi trail demanding catch phrase! "Exterminate!" Quit BBC! DIRECT!

reconnect with the one who was never going to be who she had projected he would be but she had to let go of any expectations

Time to get to work. I opened up my files, searching for one folder in particular. Now, where had I hidden it last... I swear it was in "Baby Shower Photos"... There!

"So which one is the man and which one the woman?" she asked. I laughed knowingly and shook my head. "They're both male AND female!" I exclaimed. At this, the two slugs turned

and also pretty nice...guy? I haven't found a good name yet. Now, I was going to do something here...save someone? I think?"

Steve dashed and grabed all the zoo animals and sent them to their natural habitat, happily then he started mopping the floor, with lightning speed too.

Devour. For Rebbie, I dream a book on anchovies and their hidden meanings. For Lucielucie I dream a sky filled with diamonds. For Blastedheath, I dream King Wenceslas visits with

But I felt nothing but thankfulness to the grubs that et me & the crows that took my remains to the air.I was now in the earth & the sky. I had the traitor who'd done me in surroun

At the Department of Philosophy's year end bash, Flander transformed from duck to pyramid to cube to dodecahedron. This sparked a heated debate regarding Plato's theory of Forms

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As the manbutt loomed closer, I covered Kayla's eyes. We heard a voice issuing from that putrid orifice: "Men have traveled to the moon, but the mooner suffers no man to pass."

where she hoped to lose the lecherous Count. She could hear the faint murmur of the party far behind her, but she there! Footsteps muffled by soft leaves!

"Leave the spider dial on too long... and you'll BREAK THE NET." I turned away in disgust. "As if. Not even a Kardashian could do that." The spider phone began to glow.