workstation below and begin the day's work, distributing storms across the globe with a variety of dials and knobs. "Thunder storm in Iowa today," Skyboy said. "Las Vegas gets

As such, I decided to move to Texas where I was certain bestiality was legal. My father disapproved, but I didn't care, even though it hurt. Can't a guy love reindeer? Santa had

kitty, puss, mitsu, stupid, or fleabag - take your pick. I kind of like fleas, but kitty sounds cuter. So now that we have that settled, I can go back to our regular scheduled

Girl just randomly ordered an Uber ride and Boy is the driver! He drops Girl off at her office. Boy gets a tip and promises to always be Girl's Uber driver. They meet for dinner.

stops my storytelling. "Don't wake your Uncle Steve." After the first round of turkey and trimmings, he was camped out on the couch watching football with his eyes closed.

Imagine teatime in this magical place daily at 3pm. Then listen to "Revolution 9" in its entirety. Then write about it all in claret fountain pen ink, using your magical Hero 612.

But Sarah knew pretend & had moved on to intelligent juxtaposition with Barthean riposte. She exhibited authentic stupor in the Hegelian Sense & used her advantage to posit shame.

we now castigate her! Imagine, if you will, ever being so misunderstood to such degree.

By the time Legendary released "Exodus from Dune", we were already post-visual, post-fictional, and only fractally incarnate in many cases. But humanity had fanned out into various

an Enigmatic Sphere in the viewfinder. He got excited and let out a spew of curses which brought more ghosts into view. Remorseful, he remembered his little girl. "Sorry, sweetie,

all I got Tyree, was a larger nose and these half baked long ass skinny legs." H chuckled. "Brad now you can please the ladies two ways and ain't no way they can out run you." I

Leave it to the Galactic Consortium for Planetary Life to take on the big issues of dryer lint. They concluded it was for cats to play with and crazy cat ladies to knit into

The Minotaurs were now rampaging the streets, chasing human women and corralling human men. The kids they left. They were too small for manual labor. Satan laughed God had out done

are. "That's because they are call by so many names now it's hard to keep track of them, Chris" Joe replied. "Little people, dwarves, midgets and class A others." But under it all

& all the little people. The aliens did come they did take us up to their mothership. But they didn't teach us to love Gaia & the little people they replaced half our brains with s

a new fledgling vampire at my new mistress's side. We climbed walls in the dark & hunted foolish drunkards. Though I have to say that they left me quite buzzed & I tripped into

wearing that goofy plaid dress and with coke can curlers in. She will publicly humiliate you at school. You will never do that again with your mum there. I shrank, "Nooooooo

wild bakery inspectors. Rank with rancor, they came in search of health code violations but found a homicidal drone instead. They prepared for this possibility though and whipped o

she turned on her drug crazed Auntie and walked into her interstellar transcendent helocraft. With thrusters at full she cleared the docking bay out into the wide ranges of space

blow some shit up. That's right migraineless people are stressed because nothing keeps their minds off other people's business. They feel like butting into Herman and Nancy's