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Blackout the roadside billboards that were offending social justice warriors. There were 632 of them. It took a long time to find enough material to cover them completely.

but I all ready know the recipe for Clamato!" Zeus stared at her blankly, being unfamiliar with Clamato, himself, but when Athena made him a Clamato-y Mary cocktail he could see

announced that when time began again everyone would find it and read the partial remnants and determine that the great gods wished he world cleansed a commit mass suicide. Now he

As well as the needfor more safe zones. Dr. Dog offered colouring books, apple juice and Legos as therapy. Dr. Cat offered her mousing service for those suffering from musophobia.

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are more rare than a bumblebee horse. When you visit the family jewels in the tower of Lunchdon they make you take your shoes off so you can't kick them without hurting your toes.

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ow. The prophecy spoke of having to get out of bed every morning & go to work. Really!? Lame! So I consulted the guru of hulu who told me that I would find love at the bottom of a

Shrek was a kind, strange, layered ogre. Until a half jilted lord, a crazed fairy godmonster & a spoiled would be prince conspired through time and death to steal his bride. Fire

I think the lighting is generally the cause of so many pills. Succumbed to Sin? Couldn't see the light. Lain with thy brother's wife? She's light on the teeth. Cargo pants? Fashion

Him as he washed his hands and returned to work. McConnell was lucky Trump at least respected everyone. Barry waited for McConnell with his silver hammer, disguised as Maxwell...

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The reality was that Paris, Texas was a far cry from the spry metropolis she had envisioned. For starters there was the whole issue of Open Carry. As most cafes there also served

The purple with lime fringe knee high boots were a testament to the color of their resistance to the hegemony of Off World institutions. With billions already served the Ambassador

During reconstruction after the war we discovered our visitors had left evidence of their struggles while in hiding. The tops of the shelves they slept in were covered with their

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