for more Bumbling in the Dark but Rodolfo was unfamiliar with that song. He had to consult with the lutist. He, the lutist, was sure it was a Blue Clyde song on their UbbaUbba albu

extraterrestrials who subsisted off of jolly ranchers. But soon the VCR technology became too outdated for the aliens. They'd been using Blue-rays since

into the distance, made misty by the city's pollution. Although the destination was obscured, I knew there was a chance of my skin being there. I started down the road, but then

spleen. I went back to breathing through my nose and working on the koan the Zen master had given me: "What tweet instagrams both my Tumblr & my Tinder when my Face is not booked?"

Jim pulled out a jimmy bar to jam the shim back in. "Jumping jugglers, Jim! You know jamming the shim could ruin the trim!" "Don't worry Slim, I'll only skim the trim's rim." Jim

again, thanks to the settlement. So he started a self-invented crusade pitting the Clean Enough against the Clean. The Two Parties finally understood their peril and decided to thr

somebody, see, would off the heat and well they would tip me over and basically pour me out Now I am left sitting here filled up with no place to go and no hope of release

"Si!" Her mama spoke enthusiastically. "But the bean dip-" Elena's mother started to gag. Elena gasped. "Mama!" Appalled, she slapped her mother on the cheek. How dare she!

next was "The Horrors of the Sewing Needle", but it seemed plain dull. I turned off the TV in exasperation and unlocked my phone. The breaking news, a kitten being fluffed up was

even more awkward when the old couple asked where the card catalog had been moved." The Librarian and her children and fans held a nice congress about the origins. So much had

She hadn't been inside herself she when she was 6 or 7 and would try to fall asleep when she really didn't want to. She would get infinitely small at the center of a Boundless Eter

Echo. November. Delta. Echo. Romeo. Studies. They all know that she is about to accuse them all of using white privilege blindly. Which is the point. Isn't it? But they don't care

The son smiled at the woman, "Yeah...Y-Yes I am" The woman started to cry as she hugged him tighter. "I missed you so much!" The woman cried and the boy chuckled

Everyone, including she, had thought it was the raiders who'd laid seige to their villages. His love for her was the only escape from the horrors he'd commited.

, recalling nights spend on the street with only cement as a pillow. The rats would skitter over all of the ones rejected by society, all the ones with no place to belong to. Jim

French border. Daisy Cow was fighting relentlessly. As Billybob tried to convince Spring the mad clown to give him his cheeseburger. "Why are we stealing the Monacan queen's cow?"

full of bloatware and useless apps. But don't let that stop you from running your smudgy little fingers all up and down my smooth, hard - screen. Ooo that tickles. Closer closer

unable to forgive us and just let us all move forward. Bob the skeleton is a drag! Martha, would you please just throw Bob out the window? He's annoying our guest. So Martha threw

All the lumberjacks pulled into Bob's Lumber-Drivethru and began to hoot and holler at the movie. About half cheered for Eddie Scissorhands; the other half for Sammy Chainsarms.

muy triste porque es el fin del fin de semana. Todos los domingos se siente deprimida y sale al parque a buscar amigos por que ella no tiene muchos. Aunque ss muy simpatica no